Fears that Uhuru is planning to hand over key GoK functions to China have been stoked after a dry run of the takeover was carried out with the Nairobi County Government. Confirming what political oracles have been saying for several years, the government of Kenya took over the functions of the Nairobi County Government, signalling […]
Politics
Government defends the 1 Billion SGR Grass
The grass along the SGR tracks that cost Kenya 1 billion is no ordinary grass, according to the revelations made by the Ministry of Transport, Infrastructure, Housing, Urban Development and Public Works CS James Macharia. In the newly availed documents related to the SGR contract, it has emerged that Kenya is home to one of […]
Politician Postpones Making a Donation to a Children’s Home after Media Fails to Show Up
There was a major disappointment at a children’s home in Kisumu when a visiting delegation of local leaders failed to give their food donations after media failed to show up. In what was supposed to be a show of concern, a top politician had gone with a small party to donate foodstuffs and clothes to […]
State House Kenya Overran by Bedbugs
A silent coup is brewing in Kenya as Bedbugs take control of the most protected building in the whole country. In what seems to be a well-planned coup, bedbugs started by taking control of strategic estates in the country where they learnt the Kenyan politics, before making a grand match to the State House. So […]
Esther Passaris Wants Mugging Decriminalized in Nairobi
Nairobi County Women Representative Esther Passaris has lashed out on the harsh penalties that are meted out on muggers in Nairobi and other parts of Kenya, terming the long jail terms, mob justice incidences and extra-judicial killings meted out to muggers unnecessary. Speaking while addressing some gang members in Kayole, Passaris argued that gang members […]
Locusts Denied Landing Rights in Tanzania by Magufuli
President John Pombe Magufuli of Tanzania has issued a red alert on all locusts, effectively denying them landing rights in any part of Tanzania. In the presidential decree that also banned any media station from covering any activity by locusts, the president said that he would not tolerate any foreign army in Tanzania, be it […]
Kenya’s Deputy President William Ruto Promises to Steal Corruption out of Kenya
Kenya’s Deputy President and presidential aspirant William Kipchirchir Samoei Arap Ruto has unveiled a grand plan to deal with the runaway corruption that has destroyed the lives of many and threatened the economy for the last fifty-seven years in Kenya. The Deputy President who is known for his no-nonsense approach to corruption has promised to […]
Miguna Miguna Launches a Paybill Number to Help Pay his Bills
Exiled Kenyan lawyer Miguna Miguna has finally decided to give up on toxic masculinity and seek help from the public even as joblessness bites hard in Canada. The lawyer who was recently denied entry back to Kenya has launched a campaign dubbed ‘Kenyans for Miguna,’ where he gave a Paybill number for people to send […]
BREAKING: Moi’s Grave Found Empty
Shock engulfed the late President Daniel Moi’s home in Kabarak when his grave was found empty early on Saturday morning, barely three days after his burial. In the early morning incidence, Moi’s grandchildren had gone to the burial site to add more flowers when it suddenly dawned on them that the soldiers who had been […]
South African president Cyril Ramaphosa Gives the Wrong State of the Nation Address, Nobody Notices
South Africans were caught up in a time capsule moment when the President Cyril Ramaphosa accidentally read the same state of the nation address as the one he gave two years ago, with no one realizing that history was literally repeating itself. In a Televised speech from the nations parliament, the president removed a copy […]









