The government has finally decided to throw the Health CS Mutahi Kagwe under the bus and take a major about turn on sale of donated blood to Somalia. The Health CS who had earlier asked DCI to probe sale of donated blood to Somalia found himself an isolated man when several government officials denied any […]
Politics
Ruto Threatens to Name and Shame Corrupt Politicians
The war on corruption in Kenya has received a major boost after the Deputy President threatened to name all the corrupt politicians who are stealing from Kenyans and eating the money meant for development. In a strongly worded presser that was sent to all media houses in Kenya, William Ruto warned the corrupt politicians that […]
7 Ways the Uhuru – Raila Handshake has Impacted Kenya
Today it’s exactly two years since Uhuru Kenyatta and Raila Odinga decided to shake hands and eat together. We take a look at what the handshake has brought to Kenya in the last two years. Background First, we note that the handshake was very timely. Two years down the line, everyone is warning against handshakes […]
“Money Eaten Responsibly” – Governor assures World Bank
A Governor accused of mismanaging a World Bank grant has come out to strongly condemn such ‘rumors’ and give assurances to The World Bank that their money is not lost, but has been “eaten in the most ethical and responsible manner”. The governor who did not mince words said the grant was in fact shared […]
Why the BBI is the Saviour of Kenyans
The genius president of the republic of Kenya, HE Uhuru Kenyatta, will go down as the greatest human to have graced our lifetime, thanks to his BBI initiative. You see, almost every other African leader is known to be in absolute out of touch with the plight of the common man. But hail our president […]
IEBC Not Aware that Raila Lost the 2017 Election
The leadership crisis in Kenya has taken a new twist after the electoral commission said it is not aware that Raila Odinga lost the 2017 General Elections. While responding to a letter from some disgruntled members of the opposition within the Jubilee party who are not sure who is running the government, who is not […]
Somalia threatens Kenya with Sanctions
The Federal Republic of Somalia has threatened to slap Kenya with sanctions if Kenya does not immediately withdraw its support of an independent Jubaland. In a statement that was issued by Somalia’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs, the government said that it was planning to deny all Kenyans Visa into Somalia, as well impose tariffs on […]
Rashid Echesa Suddenly Loses Ability to Speak German
Former Sports Cabinet Secretary and current friend of the DCI Rashid Echesa has mysteriously lost all ability to speak the German language. In what could become a trend in Kenya were people lose all the ability to can, especially to can the German language, Echesa found himself unable to utter a German word, as multiple […]
BBI Promises to Deal with Makasiriko in Meru
Promises after promises continue to follow everywhere BBI lands. Some have been promised new positions, new shoes, title deeds, freedom from hunger and even eternal life. This weekend, BBI lands in Meru with bigger than life promises. Besides promising to transform the Meru region to be the Singapore of East Africa, BBI is promising to […]
Uganda Using Blockchain to Fight Locusts
The menacing locusts that are ravaging parts of Eastern Africa are proving hard to manage as governments desperately try all measures possible. Leaving a trail of destructions, the locusts have claimed many casualties including Kenya’s minister of Agriculture who was fired and decline in the GDP. Although in some places they might lead to famine, […]









