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The Directorate of Criminal Investigations has summoned itself to its headquarter to answer for conflicting sermons that seems to have been issued by itself without knowledge. In a move that baffled even the criminals, DCI held a 6 hour meeting with itself, trying to find out how it had sermon King Kaka without issuing the […]
Latest report indicate that service delivery in Nairobi County has greatly improved in the absence of a governor and deputy governor. This is according to a survey by the residents association. In the report released last week to assess the effect of lack of a Governor in Nairobi, most residents said that they were enjoying […]
As the dust settles on the BBI report launch, reality is dawning on many Kenyans that they will need about 6 months to finish reading the report. This is the reason why a section of Kenyans are calling for a movie fashion of the report to be released. Local Cast Speaking in a political rally, […]
Kenyans are expected to save at least 20 billion if they opt to toss a coin as opposed to going for a referendum over the BBI report. In a move that is informed by the current economic situation, politicians have urged Kenyans to reject the expensive referendum and opt for this cost cutting move which […]
Kiambu governor Ferdinand Waititu was awarded an integrity award for being the most honest governor in Kenya. In a ceremony held at Integrity House, Waititu was feted for his impeccable record as a man of integrity, owing to the fact that he has not been found guilty by any court of law. He said that […]
The current president of Kenya has recalled the former president in an attempt to fight the growing national debt. The announcement was made during the Public Debt Management Workshop that was held in the capital of Nairobi, where stakeholders were brainstorming on ways to reduce the overgrowing government debt. The former president who will be […]
Marathoner Eliud Kipchoge will miss out on the Mashujaa Day awards, as government embarks on the annual rite of awarding prominent Kenyans. The awards scheduled for 20th October will be aored live to allow for Kenyans to celebrate great citizens who have contributed immensely to the wellbeing of the nation. Kipchoge, who set a record […]
Kenyans have been encouraged to adopt Standard Gauge Minds in order to think through the problems the country is facing. Speaking to residents at the Voi bridge, the government spokesperson said that Kenya would only become a first world country if all the citizens responded to the government’s call to adopt standard thoughts, and take […]