The BBI team received a warm welcome in Western Kenya following following a promise by the government to give every household in the region a posho mill. The government announced that as a form of building a bridge between the farm and the mouth, every household in Western Kenya would receive an internet connected posho […]
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Babu Owino: It was a Screenshot, not Shooting.
Embakasi East MP Babu Owino has denied shooting DJ Evolve at B-Club in Kilimani, instead blaming the incidence on a technical error while taking a screenshot on his iPhone. Speaking through his lawyer Cliff Ombeta, the youthful legislator claimed that he had just taken a selfie on his 4th iPhone 11 Pro, when he accidentally […]
Top Atheist in Kenya Converts to Christianity after Tasting Mangoes in Makueni
There was panic at the Atheists in Kenya offices after one of their officials converted to Christianity, minutes after tasting some fresh mangoes from Makueni County. The man who had been a staunch atheist until last week was on an official duty when he encountered the godly fruits that are in season, and had his […]
Kasarani Mwiki Residents asked to try Farming if Uncomfortable with the Pothole Ridden Road
Residents of Kasarani Mwiki area have been urged to venture into agri-travel by planting trees in the pothole ridden road, even as demonstrations entered the 7th day. Speaking to the media, the Cabinet Secretary in charge of roads said that police have been spraying a lot of water on the demonstrators and the only viable […]
Shock as Form One Student Threatens to Sue School for Being Denied Access to Social Media
There was panic in one of the top schools in Nairobi as an angry form one student threatened to sue the school after he learnt that he can no longer use social media in school. This is after the student was forced to sign a ‘no mobile phone in school’ clause in the school’s rules […]
Mwangi Kiunjuri Blames Locusts for his Sacking
Sacked Agriculture CS Mwangi Kiunjuri has come out to strongly condemn locusts for his sacking, minutes after president Uhuru Kenyatta announced that his services were no longer needed. Speaking exclusively to our reporter, Mwangi Kiunjuri said that the locusts had conspired to get him fired because he was hardworking and was determined to rid Kenya […]
Egerton University Warns that the next Strike Will Cost Students KES 94,628 Each
Egerton University has warned that should students go on strike again, they will be forced to pay KES 94,628 each as a levy charged for the damage they will cause. Speaking at the University, the Vice Chancellor said that they expect will not hesitate to charge the students the hefty amount if they go on […]
Miguna Miguna To Walk to Kenya from Berlin
You can never enslave a general. With no reference to toxic masculinity, Kenyan lawyer Miguna Miguna has decided to beat the red alert that barred him from flying to Kenya by walking! Speaking to our editor while crossing the Sahara desert, Miguna Miguna said that he would not seat and watch as despots deny Kenyans […]
Itumbi and Murkomen Fault Police for Using Expired Tear Gas on Them
Dennis Itumbi, the Secretary of Innovation, Digital and Diaspora Communication, has lashed out at the Kenya Police for using what seemed to expired teargas on him and some MPs who were demonstrating the arrest of Gatundu South MP Moses Kuria. Speaking while still inside a trench right next to Kilimani Police Station, Itumbi claimed that […]
Al-Shabaab Joins the Fight Against Locusts in Kenya
The fight against swarms of desert locusts invading Eastern and North Eastern Kenya has received a major boost after Al Shabaab decided to join the fight against the marauding insects. In a press conference, the Cabinet Secretary in charge of Agriculture noted that the militant group would work alongside the Kenya Police who are already […]









