The Federal Inland Revenue Service of Nigeria has promised to offer eternal life to those who file their tax returns before 31st March 2020. In a surprise move that has baffled economists, religious groups and even God himself, the tax body said that all those who file their returns before the deadline will leave eternally […]
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Kenya to Deal with Covid-19 by Running Away
The Ministry of Health in Kenya has come up with an innovative way of dealing with Coronavirus that is currently ravaging many parts of the world. In a presser sent to our media house, the Principal Secretary in the Ministry of Health said the country was planning to outrun the virus, a strategy that is […]
Christians now Free to Sleep in Church – Bishops
You can now catch some sleep in church without feeling like a pagan or facing the wrath of an angry usher! This follows an agreement between all the protestant and the catholic churches in the world to make the much needed change that will see more people come to church. In the new regulations that […]
Miguna Miguna Accidentally Blocks Himself on Twitter
Veteran lawyer, Twitter politician and Block in Chief Kenyan-Canadian citizen Dr Miguna Miguna has blocked himself on Twitter in what seems to be a case of giving himself a taste of his own medicine. Speaking from Canada, the lawyer said that he was going through his old tweets and could not stand the political promiscuity […]
Gideon Moi Opens up About his Life in Poverty
Baringo Senator Gideon Moi has finally opened up about growing up in abject poverty in Kenya. In an interview with our reporter, the Senator said that he experienced humiliation while growing up in a rich family while he himself owned nothing, apart from his Nike shoes that were given to him by Nike Cofounder Bill […]
China Exim Bank Opens a Fuliza Loan Facility for Kenya
The Export–Import Bank of China has opened a Fuliza credit facility for the Kenyan government in a move that is meant to help the government of Kenya deal with short term cash crunch. Speaking during the launch of the service, the China Exim Bank spokesman said that this move will help cement the position of […]
University of Nairobi to Permanently Operate with Two VCs
It has now emerged that the University of Nairobi will operate with two Vice Chancellors after a handshake between the feuding Professor Mbeche and Professor Kiama. In what appears to be an bizarre incidence in public governance, Prof Mbeche and Prof Kiama will now go ahead and set up a task force to build bridges […]
Confusion as Prophet Owuor Fails to Take Credit for the Locusts in Eastern Africa
Efforts to control the desert locusts that have been ravaging parts of Eastern Africa have been hampered by the surprise move by the Mightiest Prophet of God of not taking credit for the invasion. The prophet, who specializes in Disaster Prophecy, has not said a word about the insects, and both followers and critics have […]
Maasai Community Warns Against Attempts to Remove Ole from Manchester United
The Maasai community has come out to strongly defend one who they think is their son following calls for the sacking of Manchester United coach Ole Gunnar Solskjær as the team continued to cement their position at the basement of the English Premier League. Speaking in a hurriedly convened press conference, Maasai elder and Governor […]
Sunday Service Cancelled after Bass Guitar Malfunction
A Sunday service was postponed indefinitely at a Pentecostal church in Nairobi after the only bass guitar in the church malfunctioned. The morning service had to be called off after an intern guitarist accidentally tripped on the revered equipment, breaking one string and seriously damaging the preamplifier that is used with the guitar. The incidence […]









