The Islamic Republic of Iran has sought help from Maasai warriors to help neutralize the American aggression that the country is facing. As Iran and US edge towards a full blown war, Iran has found a need to get a backup army that is cyber-attack proof, knowing very well that the war might take a […]
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MPs Become Suddenly Very Clever and Realize that Uhuru Kenyatta is a Threat to Democracy
A kenyan legislator has suddenly become very clever and realized that the government which she has supported for the last 7 years is the biggest threat to democracy in Kenya. Speaking to the media, the legislator claimed that she had always been blind to the working of her party, and it was now time to […]
African Union Warns US and Iran as Relationships Escalate
The African Union has issued a warning to both the US and Iran, even as the world was being pushed to a possible Third World War. Speaking at the AU headquarters in Addis Ababa, the AU secretary general warned that the current war of memes that broke out after the killing of General Qassem Soleimani, […]
Kenya Calls for Calm Amidst Trump Impeachment
The Government of Kenya has urged all the parties to remain calm amidst an impeachment vote for president Donald Trump in the United States. The Kenyan ambassador to the US urged all Americans to stay calm, promising that the African Union is ready to send a delegation to help negotiate any matters that arise after […]
KCSE Results Released 3 Days Before the End of Marking
In another record breaking move by the no nonsense education CS Prof Magoha, the government has this year released the KCSE results three days before the end of the exam marking. The release of the results opens a new era where the government will no longer have to wait for the marking to end, as […]
Miguna Miguna Declares Himself the 2nd Most Stable Genius
Kenyan politician, lawyer, Raila enemy and NRM General Miguna Miguna has come out to declare the state of his mental capacity. In an interview with a Canadian media, Miguna Miguna declared himself as the second most stable genius in Kenya and in the world, and one of the most intelligent people who ever lived. He […]
DCI Summons Itself over Unclear Sermons
The Directorate of Criminal Investigations has summoned itself to its headquarter to answer for conflicting sermons that seems to have been issued by itself without knowledge. In a move that baffled even the criminals, DCI held a 6 hour meeting with itself, trying to find out how it had sermon King Kaka without issuing the […]
Pastor Ng’ang’a Calls for Wajinga to Go for Cleansing
Pastor James Ngángá of Neno Evangelism Center has called for all Wajinga Nyinyi to come to his church for deliverance. Speaking during a special deliverance service at his church, pastor Ng’ang’a said that it was true that Kenyans are Wajinga and only him can deliver them from the spirit of foolishness which has infected the […]
Report Shows that Nairobi County is Better without a Governor
Latest report indicate that service delivery in Nairobi County has greatly improved in the absence of a governor and deputy governor. This is according to a survey by the residents association. In the report released last week to assess the effect of lack of a Governor in Nairobi, most residents said that they were enjoying […]
Kenya Blames International Peer Pressure for its Love for Mega Projects
The government of Kenya has blamed international peer pressure for its increased appetite for mega projects. Finding itself under pressure for going only after mega projects at the expense of other pressing needs, the government said that it was hard to stick to simple, useless projects when all other governments were doing big projects. This […]









