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A conspiracy theory that 5G is the cause of Covid-19 has quickly been debunked after the Alliance of witches and wizards came to its defense. In what started with rumors being spread by famous celebrities whose popularity is inversely proportional to their wit, many people around the world have been worried that the 5G network […]
Islam has suddenly exploded to become the biggest religion on earth, with Christians, Atheists, Buddhists, agnostics and all other ists joining en masse. Since the outbreak of Covid-19, most people who had shied away from following the Islam religion have found themselves with little options. This is because as the World Health Organization continues to […]
In a bid to prevent further spread of Covid-19, countries all over the world are issuing partial or total lock-downs, as well as other guidelines that could help protect people who are at most risk. But these directives are already having unintended consequences. In Kenya, a dusk to dawn curfew has forced workers to teleport […]
Police have asked Kenyans who miss the 8 pm curfew deadline to teleport themselves to wherever they want to be, instead of playing games with police officers. In a stern warning to Kenyans, Police Spokesperson warned that if 8 pm finds you out of your house, they will assist you to get home as fast […]
City politician and businessman (in quotes) Paul Ongili, better known as Babu Owino, has pledged to donate 50% of his heart in order to help Embakasi East constituents fight the Corona virus disease outbreak. Posting on his twitter handle, Babu said that the move was meant to help him raise money that is very much […]
The Association of Muggers, Pickpockets and Thugs (AMPiT) has strongly opposed the 8 pm to 5 am curfew that has been imposed by the government in Kenya, saying that their nature of business was not put into consideration and that the move would not benefit the country in containing Covid-19 spread. Speaking in a hastily […]
If you are looking for people to carry out a major heist in the world, Nairobi ranks among the best places to scout for talent. And the talent is not just on paper, but through some practical experience. Some of the high and mighty have learnt this the hard way. Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al […]
Property owners in Kenya have decided to cut down rent by 0.01% in response to the Covid-19 pandemic. In a move that is meant to cushion Kenyans in these difficult times, the landlords said that they were moved by empathy and decided to help Kenyans who are struggling with job losses, business closure and movement […]
Veteran Kenya lawyer, activists, and the defender of the people Okiya Omtatah has filed a class-action lawsuit against the government of China for the Covid-19 global pandemic. In the lawsuit that was filed at the Milimani Law Courts that are now operating under a tree, the lawyer argues that China is responsible for the production […]
In a classic case of ‘Set a thief to catch a thief,’ Kenya appears to be solving one problem using another, achieving a unprecedented level of synergy. This is where you turn your enemy against another enemy, then sitting back to watch the battle unfold. That appears to be the situation in Kenya when a […]