Over 60 Kenyans quarantined at the Kenya Medical Training College have been sent home for failing to pay the mandatory quarantine fee that amounts to KShs 28,000 for a two-week period. Speaking to the media, the principal at KMTC Nairobi said that it was unfortunate that some Kenyans were not paying for their quarantine yet […]
Tag: Covid-19
Bonny Khalwale Appointed Director of Center for Virus Research at KEMRI
Kenyan politician Bonny Khalwale has been appointed the Director of Virus Research at KEMRI, and tasked with efforts to lead the Coronavirus response team at the institution. In the appointment that was made at 3 am through the office of the government spokesman, Khalwale is expected to lead the government’s technical effort towards eradicating coronavirus […]
Pope Call for Increased Focus Towards Flattening the Stupidity Curve
Pope Francis is now calling on the world to turn its guns towards fighting stupidity, arguing that this is now a bigger threat to people lives than the threat posed by the corona virus disease. Speaking on the 13th Day of Eastertide in Vatican, Pope Francis said that the spread of stupidity around the world […]
Ndakaini Dam only 19% Full
Despite the heavy rains that are pounding all parts of Kenya, causing floods, landslides and other forms of destructions, there is one mystery that no one can solve. The dam that supplies Nairobians with water is not responding to the rains. With all the seven forks dams full and spilling over, the one dam that […]
Nigerian Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Launches his own 6G Network that does not Kill People
The Nigerian Televangelist, 5G iconoclast and pseudo-scientist Chris Oyakhilome has finally decided to walk the talk and lead by example. After days of warning a deaf world that Covid-19 is caused by 5G networks without success, he has gone ahead to launch his own network that does not spray people with virus or give the […]
Tanzanians now Walking from Home
The whole world is working from home, but in Tanzania, they are fighting Covid-19 using strategies never seen before. President John Pombe Magufuli has ordered all Tanzanians to immediately start walking from home and doing what matters to build the nation. In an address to the nation, Magufuli urged all people to take the government […]
Kenyatta University Ventilator turns out to be a Faulty Bicycle Pump
Unveiled with pomp, color and global media attention, the much-celebrated prototype of the pneumatic ventilator made in Kenyatta University has turned out to be a faulty bicycle pump. The device which had promised to transform the medical engineering in Kenya has turned into disappointment after it emerged that the actual prototype was simply a faulty […]
Pontius Pilate Distances himself from Death of Jesus, Claiming he was Washing his Hands due to Covid-7
Embattled governor of the Roman province of Judea has distanced himself from the crucifixion of Jesus, amidst claims from Christians worldwide that he has blood on his hands. Pilate who is facing several lawsuits for the crucifixion of Jesus denied any involvement in the act, instead blaming the Jews for what happened to Jesus. It […]
Ruto and Raila Unite in Hibernation as Covid-19 Threatens Their 2022 Dream
Kenyan politicians with 2022 ambitions have taken a back seat when it comes to Covid-19, and it is reported that their only objective right now is to survive in order to be there in 2022. Both Raila Odinga and William Ruto have kept a low profile since the outbreak of Covid-19 disease, a stark contrast […]
Nigeria Requests for Urgent Thoughts and Prayers to Combat Covid-19
The Republic of Nigeria has sent out a worldwide appeal for thoughts and prayers as the country scrambles to put its meager resources together to combat the Covid-19 pandemic. In a message sent to all Nigerians locally and in the diaspora, the government urged Nigerians to find all the help they can get and channel […]









