A pastor in Kenya has found himself in trouble with law after church members asked for his arrest based on misleading information he gave them about year 2020. Members of Kikuyu 7th Baptist Church filed a complain that during an overnight kesha (overnight meeting) to mark the end of the year, the pastor had declared […]
Tag: Covid-19
Prophet Owuor the Brain Behind the Russian Vaccine
It has now emerged that the Mightiest Prophet Dr David Owuor is the man behind the Russian Vaccine that was announced this week. The world has been searching for prophet Owuor for some time now, and many have accused him of hiding when the world needs him most. It turns out that the good old […]
How Tanzania Eliminated Covid-19
Very few countries in the world have managed to eliminate Covid-19. Some like New Zealand did it through precision targeting and isolation, and others like Taiwan have an army of epidemiologists who won the war. But it is the unique case of Tanzania that has gotten the world talking. The strategy Tanzania managed to beat […]
Lemons Join Middle Class after Overtaking Apples as the most Expensive Fruits
A silent coup is brewing in the Kenyan markets after Lemons overtook apples to become the most expensive middle-class fruit in Nairobi. The takeover which is now complete has seen lemons become one of the most expensive fruit one can buy today, thanks to their medicinal property against Covid-19. It is a long dream come […]
Ten Key Points from Uhuru’s Speech
The president has spoken. As usual, nobody knows for sure what he said because that is how it is meant to be (Relax, it is not because you are stupid). That is why PostaMate breaks it down for you. KeyWords Deescalation, Pandemic, experts, fellow Kenyans, unprecedented, Surge, However, normally, alcohol, 21 days, responsibility, Important Points […]
Karen Hospital to Kenyans: “We are not a National Grandfather”
The Karen Hospital has run out of all possible polite words that they can use. They now want Kenyans to learn that hospitals do not have infinite resources and capacity to admit everyone without a form of discrimination. Responding to Kenyans on criticizing the hospital on social media, the hospital went for the jugular. “It […]
Domestic Workers in Runda forced to Wear PPEs
Washing dishes, doing laundry, cleaning gazebos and changing diapers is just too much work without domestic workers in Runda. Since the outbreak of Covid-19, some families had to do the house chores on their own while others denied their domestic workers leave. This was meant to help prevent the spread of Covid-19 considering that workers […]
Number of People Hospitalized due to ‘Just a Cough’ Spikes in Tanzania
Coughs have become deadly in Tanzania in the past few days, with the number of people admitted in hospital due to ‘just a cough’ rising sharply. The information which is being whispered in hushed tones across Tanzania says that an increased number of people are falling sick and being hospitalized due to a cough. Some […]
New Drug that Reduces Chances of Covid-19 Infection Faces Rejection
A promising new drug that significantly reduces chances of infection with Covid-19 has faced rejection all over the world. This has left billions of people exposed to coronavirus. The new drug that has been proven to significantly alter the spread of the virus when administered to both healthy and infected individuals has failed to take […]
‘There is no free food in Ushago’ Nairobi Residents Warned
Nairobians started a mass migration to the village today after the cessation of movement in and out of Nairobi was lifted. Most of the people were escaping hostile economic conditions in the city following loss of jobs and income due to Covid-19. It did not help that the Landlords never noticed the pandemic so the […]