Social Media virologists and communicable disease experts have finally converged to a conclusion that Covid-19 is less deadly if one does not know that they have it. The experts who have analyzed thousands of posts expressing the opinions of random social media users noted that those who have confirmed that they have Covid-19 have had […]
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Kenyan Dowry Negotiation Startup Secures $2.2m in Seed Funding
A Kenyan dowry negotiation startup – Nairobi Dowry – has raised $2.2 million in seed funding to continue its growth in helping young people navigate the treachery waters of dowry negotiation and payment. Nairobi Dowry is a social startup that helps young men keep their mental health intact during the bride price payment process. Whether […]
Introverts Spend 11.9 Days in The Toilet Every Year
A silent pandemic that is robbing humanity of its productivity is the huge amount of time spent by introverts in the toilet every year. Research by the Geneva based Institute of Human Existence shows that on average, introverts spend 47 minutes in the toilet every day, translating to 11.9 days every year. This is a […]
Patrick Amoth Develops Unusual Interest in Reggae Music after the Vaccine Jab
Acting Health Director General Patrick Amoth became the first Kenya to receive the Covid-19 vaccine in a camera field ceremony. The good doctor had to shed his childhood fear of injections and put on a brave face for the camera, and honestly, he did a good job. One wonders why he has not been confirmed […]
Despair after Man Applies for Jobs with all The Registered Companies in Kenya
The promising career of a young man has come to an abrupt end after he made a job application to the last known registered company in Kenya. This was the anticlimax of his job search which meant that he had nowhere else to apply for jobs, having sent his CV to over 450,000 registered companies […]
Covid-19 Vaccine Stolen in Advance Before landing at JKIA
Even before the much awaited Covid-19 Vaccine could land in Kenya, Kenya had already happened to the vaccine. The more than 1 million doses of Covid-19 vaccines started disappearing even before landing in Kenya, a sign that Kenya was still operating at ‘normal operating conditions’ and that our shared values of corruption, pilferage, outright theft […]
Secrets of Mara Moja Tablets Revealed
The magic of a local pain killer popularly known as Mara Moja was brought to light when a local doctor decided to reveal the secret of the magical drug to Twitter peasants. While many were amazed at the efficacy of the local drug that is sold at a free price, doctors have always known that […]
22,413 NGOs in Nairobi Supporting 19,768 Street Families
The Nairobi Metropolitan Services has sounded alarm over the huge number of Non-Governmental Organizations that are dealing with street families in Nairobi. This is after 22,413 NGOs registered with NMS to serve the 19,768 street families in Nairobi. NMS chief Maj-Gen Badi said that managing the big number of NGOs had become even more complicated […]
Man Fired for Dancing to Firirinda at Sugoi Farm
The Firirinda Challenge has already claimed its first casualty in Kenya after a 36-year-old breadwinner and father of four lost his job due to the song. The man who blamed his misfortune on his love for technology lost his job after he was found dancing to the Firirinda song at his workstation where he works […]
40-Year-Old Son Getting Impatient Waiting to Inherit the Family House
A forty year old man is getting concerned that he may waste all his prime years living a suppressed life as he waits to inherit the family house. The man who has been patient for a whole forty years has now realized that his prime age is going to waste while his elderly parents live […]