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Stealing from a Muhindi Not Necessarily a Crime in Nairobi

Stealing from any person of Indian descent may not be a crime, according to some well-known traditions of Kenya. This is the fate which many Indians in Nairobi have to endure because while stealing is generally evil (except when done from or by the government), no one feels guilty when they steal from a ‘Muhindi’ […]

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Syokimau Landlord Installs a Natural Carwash to Attract Tenants

With an oversupply of residential buildings in Nairobi, landlords have been forced to get more creative in order to attract tenants. One landlord decided to install a natural car wash in order to attract the new generation of tenants who are climate change conscious and are keen on sustainability. The car wash is made from […]

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Safaricom’s Home Fibre Internet Falls to Below 2MB

Safaricom has announced that their revered Home Fibre Internet has fallen to below 2MB and users will need to browse responsibly if they are to keep enjoy the benefits of the service. Kenyans realized that they are no longer allowed to use the unlimited service as they had earlier been allowed to, with Safaricom saying […]

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Men Who Say ‘Everyday is Valentines’ likely to Do Nothing on Valentines Day

Valentines is back, much to the detriment of most people in the world. This is in consideration that 86% of people in the world are single, underage, or married for more than 42 years, hence Valentines day does not matter. Of the remaining 14% per cent, half of them will be attending Men’s Conference hence […]

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David Ndii and Amerix to Settle their Differences the Old Way

A storm has been brewing between celebrated Economist David Ndii and masculinity coach Amerix over the role and presence of a man in the kitchen. Netizens are unable to settle the dispute and in order to avert a Third World War, it has been agreed that the two should settle their differences the usual way! […]

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Lorry Ferrying Premium Tears Spotted in Nairobi

Valentine comes with joy and happiness to young lovers, with men trying as much as possible to please their better halves. As the 14th day of the second month nears, young men will go to an extra mile to at least give their lovers a treat away from their normal Kibandaski delicacies accompanied by mutura. […]

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Why are Witches in South Africa Demanding for Priority Covid-19 Vaccination?

Witches in South Africa have added their voice to the Covid-19 vaccine debate; they want to be prioritized during the vaccination of health care workers. The request (or the demand because there are repercussions for denying witches what they want), is something that would be expected of every human. However, the fact that the same […]

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YouTube Could soon Start Showing Videos Between Ads

Your YouTube experience is just about to get better after YouTube announced that they will soon start showing videos between ads. In what could be a break from a tradition that has seen YouTube watchers forced to watch ads all day, YouTube will now feature some cool videos between ads, thus making it more fun […]