The Electoral Commission of Uganda has achieved some efficiency that Kaizen can only dream of. With only five days to the elections, the Commission has reminded Ugandans that it already has the Presidential elections results ready, and is only waiting for the 14th of January to make things official. In a Tweet that was sent […]
Politics
Museveni Condemns Bobi Wine for Sending Kids to the US
Ugandan politician, singer, actor, and businessman Robert Kyagulanyi Ssentamu better known as Bobi Wine has found himself at the center of controversy after he evacuated his kids to the US on the eve of the Uganda election where he is competing against the incumbent Yoweri Museveni. Wine, who took the extreme measure after things got […]
Looming Cabinet Reshuffle Will See Ministry of Hustling Introduced
According to some leaked information from Statehouse Kenya, a cabinet reshuffle is looming and one of the major changes expected will be the introduction of the Ministry of Hustling. The information which was confirmed by some State House insiders who did not want to be named due to the sensitivity of the matter stated that […]
Isaac Mwaura Receives Ruto into his own Heart
Kenyan politician, disability advocate and aspiring Senator for Kiambu County Isaac Mwaura has finally received Ruto into his own heart, making him one of the newest converts of the TangaTanga movement that has taken Central Kenya by storm. Mwaura who hails from Ruiru and is a nominated Senator accepted Ruto during the homecoming party for […]
Shock as Kalonzo Quits Politics to Become a Prophet
In a big twist that has left political analysts and pundits shocked to the core, Kalonzo retired from politics to become a prophet. This is after he prophesied that Deputy President William Ruto will be Official Opposition Leader after the forthcoming 2022 general elections. During an interview with Citizen TV’s Waihiga Mwaura, Kalonzo promised to […]
BBI Wars: Firm awarded Tender to build the Bridges on the Spotlight
As the race for the Building Bridges Initiative intensifies, technocrats and stakeholders are becoming more worried than ever. This after it was identified that there is set to be a huge technical back set on how the project will be carried out. A document leaked exclusively to PostaMate shows how tenders to supply materials and […]
State Cautions Kenyans Against Using The Solar System
The government has come out to strongly condemn attempts by a section of Kenyans to bypass Kenya Power by utilizing energy from the sun without paying tariffs. In a move seen by analysts as an attempt to cripple the giant state corporation, some Kenyans have taken to harnessing solar power in what is seen as […]
Top Six Satirical Stories of 2020
The year that never was is coming to an end. It has been a tough time especially when you had a dry cough and thought that your days are numbered, but thankfully you have made it this far. It was also a great time for satire from PostaMate. Here we take a look at six […]
Maraga Under DCI Probe Over Missing Pencil
Outgoing Chief Justice Maraga has found himself at the center of a corruption investigation after the Directorate of Criminal Investigation unearthed a scandal involving the loss of a HB pencil from his office. In what could turn out to be a major scandal to haunt the man, the Director of Criminal Investigations George Kinoti noted […]
Uhuru Warns Shallow State Against Scuttling the BBI Referendum
The government has come out guns blazing against some shallow state operatives who have expressed opposition to the revered BBI report. Speaking while collecting signatures from Internally Displaced Persons due to conflicts and lack of food in West Pokot County, President Uhuru Kenyatta said that the Building Bridges Initiative needs to be fast tracked so […]