A proposal to hold the Annual Men’s Conference virtually in 2021 has been shelved following protests from delegates who insisted that they must attend in person and in full compliance with the Covid-19 protocols. The decision has forced the organizers to shelve the plans for the online meeting which had been proposed by some unnamed […]
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Jeff Bezos Reveals Plan to Acquire Rwanda
American internet entrepreneur, industrialist, media proprietor, and investor Jeff Bezos has revealed plans to acquire a small Eastern African country called Rwanda and make it a private property. This is the first time ever in modern history where a single person has sought to acquire a whole country and should the deal go through, history […]
Corona Virus Celebrates First Anniversary with a Deadly New Strain
Severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2) celebrated its first anniversary in humans with a massive bash that was held in Wuhan on 24th December 2020, taking the opportunity to officially launch a deadly new strain that is already ravaging the UK and other parts of the world. The virus which causes Covid-19 has been […]
Somalia Warns Kenya Against Withdrawing Troops from Somalia
The Federal Republic of Somalia has once against threatened Kenya with undisclosed consequences should the latter choose to withdraw its troops from Somalia. Following an escalation in tension between the two countries, Somalia warned Kenya that it would not tolerate the act of sabotage through withdrawing Kenyan troops from Somalia, which are crucial for propping […]
Top Six Satirical Stories of 2020
The year that never was is coming to an end. It has been a tough time especially when you had a dry cough and thought that your days are numbered, but thankfully you have made it this far. It was also a great time for satire from PostaMate. Here we take a look at six […]
39 African Politicians Could have been Given Fake Covid-19 Vaccine in UK
Police in the UK are investigating an incidence where several senior African politicians could have been conned thousands of dollars with the promise of a Covid-19 vaccine. The politicians had paid an undisclosed amount of money to an Indian man who was supposed to help them secure the vaccine for their own use. Unfortunately, no […]
African Union Accidentally Tweets a Congratulatory Message to Museveni for Winning the 2021 Election
A Social Media scheduling error caused the African Union to send congratulatory message to President Yoweri Kaguta Museveni for being reelected during the January 2021 Ugandan General Elections two months earlier. In the message, the African Union chairperson ‘congratulates the people of Uganda’ for holding ‘fairly peaceful and fair’ elections, adding that there are always […]
Trump Promises to Revisit Angels from Africa
With little hope of being in power after January 2021, President Donald Trump has turned his attention to all the people who failed him when he needed them to clinch the 270 electoral votes. Top on his list are the Angels from Africa who were expected to show up and help hold the States of […]
India Finally Manages to Colonize the United States
No country ever prospered without colonizing others. India knows that too well, but the opportunities are limited. Colonizing the powerful neighbors around India is impossible, while the poor, smaller neighbors are inconsequential. India needed to think out of the box. Although most colonialism ended in the 20th Century, modern form of colonialism such as digital […]
Museveni Wonders how a man with 24/7 access to Nuclear Football can Lose an Election
The President of Uganda since 1986, Yoheri Kaguta Museveni – recently rebranded to Yoweri Tibuhaburwa Kaguta Museveni – is unable to can. As Donald Trump fights a losing battle to retain the presidency, Museveni is wondering how a man with such immense powers can lose he top job in a country. Power Factor Losing an […]