All public service vehicle passengers will now be required to don helmets, according to the new regulations released by the National Transport and Safety Authority. In a bold new move to tame the rising cases of road accident fatalities, passengers will be required to wear helmets while the vehicle is in motion, lack of which […]
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Mombasa Drug Dealer Takes Credit for all Jobs Created in the County this Year
A Mombasa based drug Lord has lashed out at both the county and national governments for failing to create jobs, saying that he was the only one who was creating jobs in the drug ravaged county. Speaking at his open hideout, the drug baron said that no elected official had bothered to create any jobs […]
Graduate Engineers will No Longer Pay Tax in Kenya
Graduate Engineers in Kenya will be laughing all the way to the bank after recent change of the Pay as You Earn Tax policy will see them exempted from paying the dreaded income tax. The new guidelines will see all the graduate engineers become the envy of other professions such as the medics, accountants, teachers […]
Trevor Noah Announces Early Retirement after Trump Exit Makes Him Irrelevant
The second highest ranking South African in the US, Trevor Noah, has been forced into early retirement after his comedy career came to a dead end with Trump retirement. The comedian who made a fortune out of Donald Trump realized that it is time to cash out when Trump failed to clinch to power and […]
IEBC Reports that Miguna Miguna has Blocked Half of all Nairobi Voters on Social Media
The Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission has warned that Miguna Miguna may not be a suitable candidate in the Nairobi Gubernatorial race after it emerged that he has blocked half of all voters on social media. Disclosing the anomaly, Commission chair Wafula Chebikati said that Miguna Miguna has already expressed disinterest in the seat through […]
Concerns Raised after Edgar Obare Applies for the CJ Job
Controversial Kenyan blogger and certified tea sommelier Edgar Obare has his eyes set on the top most job of the Kenyan Judiciary. The man who thrives by passing judgement on people who are straying from their relationships announced that he wanted to use his skills and experience in the Judiciary, saying that he would make […]
Its Inaccurate to think that Uhuru Kenyatta Steals KShs 2b Everyday Alone
President Uhuru Kenyatta has found himself as the bullseye of corruption blame game, after he revealed that the government which he is in full control of loses KShs 2 billion every day to corruption. Kenyans have imagined that since the president is in full control, he must be aware of the whereabouts of the 700 […]
QuickMart to Stock Husbands Beginning Mid 2021
The futile search for that perfect man could become a thing of the past if a local retailer makes good its promise to start stocking husbands starting mid-2021. Quickmart, the fastest growing retailer in Kenya, has taken the extreme measure after customers kept asking for husbands inside their shops. So common is the request that […]
Susan Kihika Cuts off Ties with Her Dynasty Family to show Commitment to Hustlers
Tangatanga politician and Senator for Nakuru County Susan Wakarura Kihika has a made a radical decision that will see her adopted into the hustler nation, despite her links to a major dynasty family. The firebrand politician has legally cut ties with all her family members in order to maintain an untainted hustler narrative, noting that […]
‘I am too rich to Be a Hustler’ Buzeki Explains why he ditched CCM
Buzeki has ditched CCM. This is after his party leader Isaac Rutto joined William Ruto’s ‘hustler’ movement. His reason are funny and might have some sense of sense. Buzeki claims he quit CCM because he is not a hustler and would not like to ride on the false rhetoric that he is a hustler when […]