The Government of Kenya, through the Ministry of Education, is concerned that the increased number of children born into poverty have become unmanageable, with no foreseeable solution at hand. Following a spate of school fires that have become the staple food for school administrations in Kenya, the government now thinks that the underlying problem is […]
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Only 3 People in Nairobi Sell Real Honey
Only three people in Nairobi sell pure unadulterated honey, according to a report released last week by the main stakeholders in the industry. A shock to many Kenyans who have been buying pure honey from work mates, supermarkets, side hustlers and even street vendors, it was noted that almost all the honey sold in Nairobi […]
Garissa County Assembly Fire Caused by Unwanted Evidence
The fire accident that consumed Garissa County Assembly chambers and several offices this morning was caused by unwanted evidence, according to Kenya Red Cross. The morning inferno that started at 8:15 am quickly spread to any part of the Assembly that held documents that were not needed, focusing majorly on the ones that had previously […]
Angry Bull Rescues Owner from Kakamega Police Station after a 3 Hour Siege
There was some unusual drama at Mumias Police station when an angry bull forced its way into the police station and rescued the owner who was being held there for flouting Covid-19 rules. Trouble started when people gathered for a bull fighting session with no regard for social distancing or wearing masks. The Wednesday morning […]
Wife Follows Husband to Work just to Keep Connected to the Mobile Hotspot
There was a crisis at a local office after a spouse of one of the staff showed up at work and made herself comfortable in one of the unoccupied desks occasioned by Covid-19 related retrenchments. The wife to the junior manager had followed the husband to work just to keep connected to the husband’s mobile […]
Jane Mugo Secretly Lands in Wuhan to Resolve the Mystery of Covid-19 Origin
Under the request of World Health Organization, the James Bond of Kenya Jane Mugo is in the Wuhan city of China to help the organization unravel the origin of the SARS-CoV-2 virus which remains a mystery more than an year after the outbreak in China. Speaking after stealthily landing in China, the detective reported that […]
IEBC to Determine who is a ‘Hustler’ and who is A ‘Dynasty’
IEBC is set to issue guidelines and regulations to be used to give direction on the individual classification that will be used to classify who are hustlers and who are dynasties. This is after a public outcry on the massive proliferation of fake hustlers who are now joining and popularizing the populist agenda ahead of […]
Record Number of Delegates Register for the Men’s Conference 2021
Registration for the Men’s Conference 2021 has already been oversubscribed by 2194%, barely less than 12 hours after the registration was opened. Speaking to the media in the first day of the registration for the conference, the management said that this year’s conference has seen delegates from 152 countries register, and they are expecting even […]
Uhuru Kenyatta Threatens to Name the People who Steal KES 2 Billion from the Government Everyday
Days after admitting that KShs 2 billion is stolen in Kenya everyday, President Uhuru Kenyatta has come under fire from different quarters for presiding over one of the biggest heists in history. In just under one week, Uhuru Kenyatta has faced criticism from friends, colleagues, partners and enemies for leading the country of thugs, and […]
See a Therapist if you are Perennially Broke
Experts now want you to see a therapist if you are always broke and your default response to all financial obligations is ‘I am expecting some money.’ Noting that most people are always broke but have ready explanation for why they are broke, the experts warned that this habit should not be normalized and instead, […]