The 12 days of violence, tear gas, bullets and military action kicked off officially this morning in Uganda, with President Museveni promising a revamped version of what is was during the days of Kizza Besigye. The 12-day period which starts on the day just before the election is a rite that all Ugandans go through […]
Month: January 2021
The American Embassy in DC Failed Donald Trump
President Donald Trump faced a major set back after his supporters failed to make meaningful impact at the US Capitol. Instead, the joke was on them as some of them got arrested and Donald Trump banned from several social media platforms. This embarrassing turn of event was as a result of one error. The American […]
Mombasa County Hurriedly Recruiting Anybody Who Ever Watched Grey’s Anatomy
After firing most of the doctors and with the few remaining going on strike, Mombasa County has taken desperate measures to curb the health crisis that has rocked the Covid-ravaged County. County executives were seen desperately trying to recruit anybody who has ever watched Grey’s Anatomy to help deal with the crisis, with only qualification […]
ARSENAL SET FOR EUROPEAN GLORY, AS SPURS EYE THE EPL. CLOSER HOME, GOR MAHIA TO BE UPSET!
Without a doubt, it is obvious that Arsenal Football Club, enjoys a massive fanatical following, the World over! Sources indicate that the global Arsenal fan-base is to the tune of 120 million. However, with the huge following and support, the London-based club has been the center of ridicule, especially due to the fact that other […]
Pelosi’s Lectern Looted During Capitol Riots Resurfaces in Hall 9 of the University of Nairobi
The University of Nairobi is breaking records again and this time it has to do with the United States Capitol riots. During the recent attempted coup, Trump supporters raided the House of Representatives and one of them was seen carrying the lectern that is used by the House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. Although the person was […]
Electoral Commission of Uganda Confirms that Results are Ready Five Days to Elections
The Electoral Commission of Uganda has achieved some efficiency that Kaizen can only dream of. With only five days to the elections, the Commission has reminded Ugandans that it already has the Presidential elections results ready, and is only waiting for the 14th of January to make things official. In a Tweet that was sent […]
HP Admits that Printers are Designed to Know When you are in a Hurry
The cardinal rule at the office is that you should not let the printer or photocopier know that you are in a hurry, especially when you are really in a hurry. Printers are known to have a mind of their own, and this comes alive when you are in a hurry or frustrated. They know […]
Man on the 47th Round of Interview at One Acre Fund Still Hopeful
It has been a tough three months for a local man. Armed with papers, experience, exposure, and connections, the quest for the perfect job has been going on. We caught up with him while preparing for the 47th round of interview at One Acre Fund, where he was hopeful that he would definitely land his […]
Museveni Condemns Bobi Wine for Sending Kids to the US
Ugandan politician, singer, actor, and businessman Robert Kyagulanyi Ssentamu better known as Bobi Wine has found himself at the center of controversy after he evacuated his kids to the US on the eve of the Uganda election where he is competing against the incumbent Yoweri Museveni. Wine, who took the extreme measure after things got […]
Kenyan Photographed in US Capitol Chaos Speaks Out
A Kenyan born US citizen spotted smack in the middle of a group of pro-Trump hooligans that stormed Capitol Hill on Wednesday has come out to deny that he was part of the chaos and ransacking that rocked the US Senate. In a phone interview two hours after a photo of him standing atop a […]