The futile search for that perfect man could become a thing of the past if a local retailer makes good its promise to start stocking husbands starting mid-2021. Quickmart, the fastest growing retailer in Kenya, has taken the extreme measure after customers kept asking for husbands inside their shops. So common is the request that […]
Month: January 2021
Susan Kihika Cuts off Ties with Her Dynasty Family to show Commitment to Hustlers
Tangatanga politician and Senator for Nakuru County Susan Wakarura Kihika has a made a radical decision that will see her adopted into the hustler nation, despite her links to a major dynasty family. The firebrand politician has legally cut ties with all her family members in order to maintain an untainted hustler narrative, noting that […]
‘I am too rich to Be a Hustler’ Buzeki Explains why he ditched CCM
Buzeki has ditched CCM. This is after his party leader Isaac Rutto joined William Ruto’s ‘hustler’ movement. His reason are funny and might have some sense of sense. Buzeki claims he quit CCM because he is not a hustler and would not like to ride on the false rhetoric that he is a hustler when […]
“Unemployment High Because Young People Keep Failing Interviews” – Atwoli
The runaway unemployment that has made Kenya its eternal home has nothing to do with the government, Covid-19, the economy or anything outside the unemployed people, according to a statement by Francis Atwoli. Speaking to PostaMate during one of the BBI popularization tour, the Trade Union leader blamed the high level of unemployment on the […]
Rowdy Bodaboda Operators Burn Car Despite the Owner’s Insistence that he Went to Alliance
A middle aged man in Nairobi is counting losses after bodaboda riders burnt down his car following an incidence with one of them. In an incidence that took place in the capital, the man who was only identified as Fred faced the fury of angry boda boda riders after he hit one of them who […]
Proposal Seeks to have Kenyan Churches Sing 75% Local Songs
The Ministry of Sports, Culture and Heritage has proposed a new regulation that will see churches in Kenya required to sing at least 75% local songs. In an attempt to bring order and sanity in how singing is done in churches, as well as promoting local talents, churches will be required to adhere to the […]
Who is Mejja’s Father: Netizen now have a clue, Dictator of Collabos
He has been known for long as Mtoto wa Khadija, netizens have always wondered why Meja AKA ‘Okonkwo’ so much associates with his mother than his father. In a previous interview, Mejja claimed that his father was just a sperm donor. But now, an uncanny resemblance to the Late Dictator of Uganda Idi Amin was […]
Meet Njeff Mbesus from Tala who Just Invented an Automatic Ugali Maker
Kenyan innovators continue to receive global attention even as the manufacturing sector continues to rest in peace in the midst of Covid-19. Laikipia County started with BJ-50, and another engineer followed with an electric car that is powered by a diesel generator. This time round, a self-trained engineer has made an invention that will cause […]
Churches Conveniently Declare a Period of Prayer and Fasting in January
Churches all over Kenya have declared an extended period of prayer and fasting this month, a very convenient move because January economics has everyone skipping meals. From the big churches to small private churches, Christians were asked to consider either a 3-day, 7 day, or a 21 day of prayer and fasting just as it […]
“If Only we had 9 Months to Prepare for School Reopening” – Magoha
It was chaos as usual as schools reopened in Kenya following an extended Covid-19 break. Parents, teachers, students and the government were seen making last minutes efforts to get the education machine running once again. Teachers were looking for notes, parents were desperately seeking for loans to pay school fees, and students were on the […]