While the world is grappling with a pandemic with Kenyan cases of Covid-19 on the rise, the Nairobi Metropolitan Services decided it was time to get the nation’s capital in order. “I think we can all agree that this is long overdue” said General Abdi in a room full of paint buckets. The Arts and […]
Month: July 2020
2NK SACCO set to Acquire Kenya Airways Early Next Month
Plans are at an advanced stage for 2NK Sacco to acquire Kenya Airways as the government gets radical about turning the fortunes around for the troubled national carrier. In the new revival plans, the government of Kenya will cede its 48.9% stake in the company to 2NK SACCO for an undisclosed amount of money in […]
Broke GoK Banking on Senate’s Stalemate on Revenue Sharing Formula
We are not saying that it is a crime to be broke, but the Government of Kenya currently has only 27 bob on M-PESA, an Mshwari loan that is overdue, 202 shillings at the treasury and 19 missed calls from China. We know that you are also in the same boat. We are all together […]
Government Planning to Reduce Corruption by 50%
The government of Kenya has come up with an ambitious plan to reduce the amount money lost to corruption by 50%. The new initiative will see the government scale down on corruption and switch to the less lucrative activity of taking care of the welfare of the citizens. This marks a major policy shift where […]
Ten Key Points from Uhuru’s Speech
The president has spoken. As usual, nobody knows for sure what he said because that is how it is meant to be (Relax, it is not because you are stupid). That is why PostaMate breaks it down for you. KeyWords Deescalation, Pandemic, experts, fellow Kenyans, unprecedented, Surge, However, normally, alcohol, 21 days, responsibility, Important Points […]
98% of House Helps Work in Toxic Environments
Almost all the 267,000 househelps working in Kenyan households have termed their work environments toxic and dysfunctional. The domestic workers who play a critical role in running of the country have ended up getting the short end of the stick as their employers who are always complaining about their working conditions perpetuate the same conditions […]
Sonko: Preexisting Cannabis Made Me Sign the Nairobi Deal
Nairobi Governor Mike Sonko is now blaming a preexisting condition that made him surrender the city to Uhuru Kenyatta. After some soul searching, the clown governor of Nairobi has realized that it was the marijuana that he smoked many years ago that influenced his decision and now he regrets both the signing and the too […]
Living Within your Means not Good for the Economy
Economists have finally let the cat out of the bag; living within your means is harmful to the economy. The new finding is a call to all people to throw caution to the wind and go out and buy that luxury watch or shoes because ‘the economy depends on it.’ While the findings are shocking, […]
Most Lawyers Still Using Windows XP
They are called learned friends because they are the epitome of knowledge and custodians of the dos and don’ts that are supposed to ensure that the society operates soberly. Their weapon of choice is the mouth, and they use it with lethal accuracy. They have a habit of deconstructing any foreign mouth that is not […]
Young People Wondering Why Some People Choose to Have Preexisting Condition
Why would anyone choose to have a preexisting condition at such a time in history? That is the question that all young people are asking as they continue to see cases of people with preexisting condition fall at a greater risk of Covid-19 and others miss out in insurance cover because of such conditions. “It […]









