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Nairobians started a mass migration to the village today after the cessation of movement in and out of Nairobi was lifted. Most of the people were escaping hostile economic conditions in the city following loss of jobs and income due to Covid-19. It did not help that the Landlords never noticed the pandemic so the […]
Kenya’s new policy to fight Covid-19 is called ‘If Bad then Bad’ (IBTB). Announcing the new set of measures, President Uhuru repeated the words that were said on the first day when the first case was recorded, clearly warning the residents that they are on their own. The new policy comes after every possible measure […]
President John Pombe Magufuli of Tanzania seems to be making it in Kenya as his approval rating reaches an astronomical value of 102%. The man who just three months ago was hated and was ranked very close to cattle and ducks has seen his fortune change and he is now considered a genius. Kenyans now […]
Pastor James Ng’ang’a has quickly moved to delete part of his age in order to be under 58 years. This follows government’s directive to allow only those aged 12 – 58 years into churches. In a quick action that caught even the constitution off-guard, Pastor Ng’ang’a deleted the excess age which would lock him out […]
Kenyans cannot seem to make up their mind on whether they should die from poverty or from Covid-19. Instead, they are now forcing their fellow Kenyan to decide for them, and they will crucify him either way. The catch 22 situation has sent the president into hiding because he also has to choose his own […]
Experts have observed that you can lose weight simply by watching workout videos without the need to exercise or have a gym subscription. In a perfect case of eating your pie and having it, you are now free to feast on any junk, provided that you regularly watch exercise videos. This eliminates the nagging practice […]
Families are hard hit with Covid-19 and the government has the perfect solution. Small families should merge and save on one rent! In what turns out to be the most brilliant family fiscal policy during Covid-19, families of less than five people will be required to merge and save on one rent. This will go […]
Kipchumba Murkomen has finally taken a new role as the Majority leader on Twitter. In a perfect case of making lemonade out of lemons, Kipchumba Murkomen took up the prestigious Twitter position after the real position in Senate was shaken away by the hand shake government. “I may not be a participant of the handshake […]
The History of 2020 is really something out of history. Historians are already burning the midnight oil as they try to unravel the mystery of the events and happenings that took place in the first half of 2020. Using a range of tools and techniques, thousands of historians have been trying to unravel what took […]
The Office of the Director of Public Prosecution in Kenya has has expressed frustration that murder victims are not showing up to testify against their murderers, making it hard to secure convictions. In a series of tweets and rants on social media, the office said murdered people need to appear in court to testify, or […]