Kenyans have started flocking to Kabarak for the final send off of the former president of Kenya Daniel Toroitich arap Moi. Announcing the preparation plans for the event, the Ministry of Interior Principal Secretary Karanja Kibicho announced that there would be bread, soda and water for the first 30,000 people to arrive at the venue, […]
Month: February 2020
Kenya to Revise the Lords Prayer to ‘Forgive us Our Loans’
As Kenya’s Debt to GDP Ratio approaches an astronomical figure of 1981%, the government is taking all the possible steps to deal with the cloud of debt that now threats every shilling earned in Kenya. Recent suggestions put forward from the Treasury in collaboration with the church leaders will see the Lord’s prayer revised from […]
Kiambu Governor Attributes the Embarrassing Moi Farewell Message to Autocorrect
Barely a week after James Nyoro was sworn in as the governor of Kiambu County, residents have been hit by the reality that there was no change in the level of language skills even after Waititu left. In what was supposed to be a moving tribute to the former president of Kenya Daniel Moi, the […]
Nairobi Women’s Hospital Partners with Prophet Owuor to Provide Instant Healing
Desperate times call for desperate measures. The Nairobi Women’s Hospital has partnered with the Mightiest Prophet of God, Dr David Owuor, to offer instant healing services to its customers, err…sorry, patients. The new arrangement will see all the patients admitted at the hospital pay a standard fee equivalent to one week admission, but receive healing […]
Miguna Miguna Appointed as the Kenyan Ambassador to Wuhan City in China
President Uhuru Kenya has appointed Canada based Kenya lawyer Miguna Miguna as the country’s ambassador to the Wuhan Province of China. In the surprise move that caught even the general himself by surprise, President Uhuru made the announcement through the 1 o’clock radio news, perhaps in honor of the late president Daniel arap Moi who […]
Chaos as Children Vote to Impeach and Remove Dad as the Head of The Family
It was total chaos and anarchy after all the three children in a family voted to impeach their father and declared a democratic led family where everyone has an equal say. It all started the previous day when the children walked out on the father as he was giving the state of the family address, […]
Kenya’s Parliament Votes to Make Moi a Saint
You can now call him Saint Moi. Former president of Kenya who just passed on has officially been declared a Saint by the country’s parliament, barely a few hours after he died. In a hurried process that started only five minutes after his clinical death was confirmed, Kenyan politicians took to all media stations available […]
Newly Married Man Divorces Wife for Displaying Serial Killer Tendencies
A worried husband left a court in shock after he revealed that the reason he was seeking a divorce was the fear that his wife would one day turn into a serial killer. The newly wed man told the court that he could not wait for the designated 1 year period before filing a divorce, […]
Uhuru and Raila Head to the US to Pray for Kenya
In what could be the most expensive prayers in history, the President and the People’s President of Kenya left for the US in a special mission to pray for Kenya. The handshake duo had been in a soul searching mission for a long time, unable to understand why Kenyans are broke and what was preventing […]
Millennial who Missed Work for Half an Year Claims He was Present in Incognito Mode
A millennial who was fired from work for absconding has filed an appeal at the highest court in the US, claiming that he was never absent from work, and it is the human resource office which did not know where to look for him. The 22 year old hospital cleaner in Ohio claimed that he […]









