Kenya’s Deputy President and presidential aspirant William Kipchirchir Samoei Arap Ruto has unveiled a grand plan to deal with the runaway corruption that has destroyed the lives of many and threatened the economy for the last fifty-seven years in Kenya. The Deputy President who is known for his no-nonsense approach to corruption has promised to […]
Month: February 2020
Miguna Miguna Launches a Paybill Number to Help Pay his Bills
Exiled Kenyan lawyer Miguna Miguna has finally decided to give up on toxic masculinity and seek help from the public even as joblessness bites hard in Canada. The lawyer who was recently denied entry back to Kenya has launched a campaign dubbed ‘Kenyans for Miguna,’ where he gave a Paybill number for people to send […]
Bill Gates Promises to Delete Corona Virus
Microsoft founder, billionaire and viral expert William Henry Gates III, popularly known as Bill Gates, is now offering hope to the world by promising to delete Corona Virus from the face of the earth. Speaking during a World Health Organization briefing, Bill Gates stated that the virus is just like any other windows virus that […]
Animals Boycott Koroga Festival at Hell’s Gate
The much publicized Koroga Festival held at Hell’s Gate received a major blow after animals failed to turn up, despite the massive publicity the event had received. Organizers of the event were left to count their losses in terms of unused tickets, uneaten grass and empty tents as virtually all animals gave the show a […]
Tomato Traders in Kenya to Receive Police Protection
Tomato traders in various markets in Kenya will now receive 24/7 police protection as the cost of the fruit-cum-vegetable hits an all time high of KShs 25 per piece, from the usual price of KShs 2. So high is the price that it matches that of apples, the most luxurious fruit in the tropical Africa, […]
BREAKING: Moi’s Grave Found Empty
Shock engulfed the late President Daniel Moi’s home in Kabarak when his grave was found empty early on Saturday morning, barely three days after his burial. In the early morning incidence, Moi’s grandchildren had gone to the burial site to add more flowers when it suddenly dawned on them that the soldiers who had been […]
South African president Cyril Ramaphosa Gives the Wrong State of the Nation Address, Nobody Notices
South Africans were caught up in a time capsule moment when the President Cyril Ramaphosa accidentally read the same state of the nation address as the one he gave two years ago, with no one realizing that history was literally repeating itself. In a Televised speech from the nations parliament, the president removed a copy […]
Bucket Full of Stones Found to be More Intelligent than a Kenyan Voter
Researchers at Kenya Medical Research Institute have found out that a bucket full of stones possesses more intelligence than an average Kenyan voter, especially during an election year. The shocking study was conducted in all the 47 counties in Kenya, where a sample of 3 million voters was used and the level of intelligent compared […]
WhatsApp Introduces One Person Group for Introverts
You can now form a one person WhatsApp group and invite all your zero friends, in the new update released this week. The special feature that is only available to introverts allows one to create a group without adding any member, a feature that introverts have been campaigning for all over the world. It is […]
Lastborn Admitted to ICU in Critical Condition After Washing Two Cups
An unidentified lastborn was yesterday admitted to Nairobi Hospital after suffering from chronic fatigue following a heavy days work that involved cleaning two cups. The 19-year-old was wheeled into the emergency section complaining of a possible multiple organ failure as there was pain all over his body, and a serious overwork-induced-headache. The hospital was brought […]









