We are not saying that it is a crime to be broke, but the Government of Kenya currently has only 27 bob on M-PESA, an Mshwari loan that is overdue, 202 shillings at the treasury and 19 missed calls from China. We know that you are also in the same boat. We are all together […]
Tag: Senate
Senate to Decide Waiguru’s Case by Flipping a Non Carcinogenic Coin
The Senate is urgently seeking for a fair non carcinogenic coin that will be tossed to help decide on Waiguru’s fate. In a Senate brief, Speaker Ken Lusaka said that it was important that they find the right two sided coin which will used for the landmark judgement, terming it as the most important ruling […]
It was not Solitaire; it was Spider Solitaire. Get the Facts Right – Waiguru
Embattled Kirinyaga Governor Anne Waiguru has defended her action of playing solitaire during the Senate hearings, saying that the action helps her keep focused. In a series of Tweets directed at her online haters, Waiguru said that she has been most productive in her life when she played solitaire, giving an example of her time […]
Waiguru Sends a Response of 60,000 Pages to Senate, all in Kikuyu Language
Embattled Kirinyaga Governor Anne Waiguru has made his submissions to the Senate and clinched her first Victory before even saying a word. All 60k pages of evidence are written in Kikuyu! In what could be a genius move powered by her lead lawyer who also happens to be her husband, Waiguru used the Kikuyu language […]
Governor Waititu Asks Senate to Impeach the Corruption, not Him
Embattled Kiambu County Governor Ferdinand Waititu, popularly known as Baba Yao, has called for a change in how things are done at the Senate following his impeachment by the County Assembly. In a strongly worded statement that was sent to the Senate Speaker, Governor Waititu said that he did not understand why the Senate was […]




