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There was panic at the Atheists in Kenya offices after one of their officials converted to Christianity, minutes after tasting some fresh mangoes from Makueni County. The man who had been a staunch atheist until last week was on an official duty when he encountered the godly fruits that are in season, and had his […]
The fight against swarms of desert locusts invading Eastern and North Eastern Kenya has received a major boost after Al Shabaab decided to join the fight against the marauding insects. In a press conference, the Cabinet Secretary in charge of Agriculture noted that the militant group would work alongside the Kenya Police who are already […]
Kenyan politician, lawyer, Raila enemy and NRM General Miguna Miguna has come out to declare the state of his mental capacity. In an interview with a Canadian media, Miguna Miguna declared himself as the second most stable genius in Kenya and in the world, and one of the most intelligent people who ever lived. He […]
The Directorate of Criminal Investigations has summoned itself to its headquarter to answer for conflicting sermons that seems to have been issued by itself without knowledge. In a move that baffled even the criminals, DCI held a 6 hour meeting with itself, trying to find out how it had sermon King Kaka without issuing the […]
The government of Kenya has blamed international peer pressure for its increased appetite for mega projects. Finding itself under pressure for going only after mega projects at the expense of other pressing needs, the government said that it was hard to stick to simple, useless projects when all other governments were doing big projects. This […]
The current president of Kenya has recalled the former president in an attempt to fight the growing national debt. The announcement was made during the Public Debt Management Workshop that was held in the capital of Nairobi, where stakeholders were brainstorming on ways to reduce the overgrowing government debt. The former president who will be […]