A year after the former president of Kenya Daniel Toroitich arap Moi passed on, hopes that he will one day resurrect and establish an everlasting dynasty in Kenya have nearly diminished. Immediately after death, it was expected that Moi would rise again after three days. Days became weeks, weeks became months and the months are […]
Tag: Kalonzo
Shock as Kalonzo Quits Politics to Become a Prophet
In a big twist that has left political analysts and pundits shocked to the core, Kalonzo retired from politics to become a prophet. This is after he prophesied that Deputy President William Ruto will be Official Opposition Leader after the forthcoming 2022 general elections. During an interview with Citizen TV’s Waihiga Mwaura, Kalonzo promised to […]
Kalonzo Finally Relinquishes his Melon Tendencies to join Jubilee
Kalonzo Muskoka has finally come out of his melon shell to join President Kenyatta’s Jubilee coalition, but without formally denouncing the NASA pact. The decision leaves the indecisive soft-spoken political skimmer at an elevated position likely to benefit from either side of the political divide. While affirming this, Kalonzo quoted Chinua Achebe’s Arrow of God […]
“Let Governors Live Forever” – Kalonzo Musyoka
Former Kenyan Vice President Stephen Kalonzo Musyoka now wants governors to be given eternal life as part of the changes proposed in the Building Bridges Initiative. Speaking while preparing for the BBI meeting scheduled for Kitui, the former VP said that it is only fair that governors live forever and continue with their noble task […]


