The magic of a local pain killer popularly known as Mara Moja was brought to light when a local doctor decided to reveal the secret of the magical drug to Twitter peasants. While many were amazed at the efficacy of the local drug that is sold at a free price, doctors have always known that […]
Tag: Health
Mombasa County Hurriedly Recruiting Anybody Who Ever Watched Grey’s Anatomy
After firing most of the doctors and with the few remaining going on strike, Mombasa County has taken desperate measures to curb the health crisis that has rocked the Covid-ravaged County. County executives were seen desperately trying to recruit anybody who has ever watched Grey’s Anatomy to help deal with the crisis, with only qualification […]
Doctor Loses License for Asking Patient ‘What is your budget?’
A doctor in Kenya has lost his practicing license after his ‘overly enterprising’ method of operation was brought to light. The doctor who runs a popular private clinic in Nairobi was fond of asking patients who were seeking treatment at the clinic about their budget so that he can figure out what to charge them, […]
GoK Advises Doctors to Self Medicate or Perish
The Government of Kenya has expressed dissatisfaction with the doctors who are complaining of neglect because they do not have medical insurance, asking them instead to self-medicate if they fall sick. Speaking during an inspection tour of the ongoing preparation for the health workers strike, Health CS Mutahi Kagwe expressed extreme shock and displeasure by […]
Parents in South Africa Announce a Covid-19 Vaccine after Scientists Sleep on the Job
Parents have beaten Scientists to a Covid-19 Vaccine, with The National Association of Parents in School Governance announcing a new vaccine that is 100% effective against the Covid-19 virus. Announcing the new vaccine, President of the Association, Mahlomola Kekana, said that parents were committed to the continuity of education and the welfare of the children. […]
Dennis Okari: The Last Curve Bender
Kenya has deployed the skills of a renowned curve bender to flatten the Covid-19 curve and the results are instant. Dennis Okari, the man who has spent all his life bending various curves in the world was contracted in the last minute to help bend the Covid-19 curve. This came after all the money available […]
Young People Wondering Why Some People Choose to Have Preexisting Condition
Why would anyone choose to have a preexisting condition at such a time in history? That is the question that all young people are asking as they continue to see cases of people with preexisting condition fall at a greater risk of Covid-19 and others miss out in insurance cover because of such conditions. “It […]
Karen Hospital to Kenyans: “We are not a National Grandfather”
The Karen Hospital has run out of all possible polite words that they can use. They now want Kenyans to learn that hospitals do not have infinite resources and capacity to admit everyone without a form of discrimination. Responding to Kenyans on criticizing the hospital on social media, the hospital went for the jugular. “It […]
Uhuru: “Otieno’s Bed is too Cheap for Government Use”
The Office of the President has defended a decision to ignore a local artisan manufacturing hospital beds in Juja, citing the low prices that the artisan was offering. Following social media outcry that Meshack Otieno was sidelined because his second name starts with a small letter instead of a capital letter, the office of the […]
Domestic Workers in Runda forced to Wear PPEs
Washing dishes, doing laundry, cleaning gazebos and changing diapers is just too much work without domestic workers in Runda. Since the outbreak of Covid-19, some families had to do the house chores on their own while others denied their domestic workers leave. This was meant to help prevent the spread of Covid-19 considering that workers […]