The Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission has warned that Miguna Miguna may not be a suitable candidate in the Nairobi Gubernatorial race after it emerged that he has blocked half of all voters on social media. Disclosing the anomaly, Commission chair Wafula Chebikati said that Miguna Miguna has already expressed disinterest in the seat through […]
Tag: Governors
Obado Begs for his file not to be Handed Over to Justice Mumbi Ngugi
Embattled Migori Governor Okoth Obado who successfully managed to drag his family into a corruption sinkhole now has one plea; do not hand over my file to Justice Mumbi Ngugi. Fearing the fate that befell the Ngiritas, Waluke and Wakhungu, Governor Obado asked for his case to be heard by a more reasonable judge who […]
Sonko: Preexisting Cannabis Made Me Sign the Nairobi Deal
Nairobi Governor Mike Sonko is now blaming a preexisting condition that made him surrender the city to Uhuru Kenyatta. After some soul searching, the clown governor of Nairobi has realized that it was the marijuana that he smoked many years ago that influenced his decision and now he regrets both the signing and the too […]
Kivutha Kibwana Deemed too ‘Uncorrupt’ to be President
The verdict on Kivutha Kibwana is out: loud and clear. Kenyans have unanimously agreed that the Governor of Makueni County lacks the minimum viable level of corruption needed to become a president in 2022. Ordinary citizens, politicians, political analysts, political scientists, street analysts, jobless youths, injustice victims, marginalized tribes and even the cows of Kenya […]
It was not Solitaire; it was Spider Solitaire. Get the Facts Right – Waiguru
Embattled Kirinyaga Governor Anne Waiguru has defended her action of playing solitaire during the Senate hearings, saying that the action helps her keep focused. In a series of Tweets directed at her online haters, Waiguru said that she has been most productive in her life when she played solitaire, giving an example of her time […]
Waiguru to Spend her Savings of 700 million on her Impeachment Defense
Kirinyaga County Governor Ann Waiguru has revealed that she is planning to spend 700 million to fight her impeachment using all possible means. Speaking after the court refused to declare her impeachment illegal, Waiguru said that she would use her savings of Kshs 700 million to pursue all available options to secure her freedom, both […]
Governors, MCAs, MPs and Senators Panic on Learning that Kenya has only 200 ICU Beds
The 2723 elected political leaders are in a panic mode in Kenya after reports emerged that there are only 200 ICU beds in both private and public hospitals in Kenya. The shocking news which means that even 10% of them cannot be admitted in ICU at the same time has sent the politicians scrambling to […]
Kiambu Governor Attributes the Embarrassing Moi Farewell Message to Autocorrect
Barely a week after James Nyoro was sworn in as the governor of Kiambu County, residents have been hit by the reality that there was no change in the level of language skills even after Waititu left. In what was supposed to be a moving tribute to the former president of Kenya Daniel Moi, the […]
“Let Governors Live Forever” – Kalonzo Musyoka
Former Kenyan Vice President Stephen Kalonzo Musyoka now wants governors to be given eternal life as part of the changes proposed in the Building Bridges Initiative. Speaking while preparing for the BBI meeting scheduled for Kitui, the former VP said that it is only fair that governors live forever and continue with their noble task […]
Governor Waititu Receives an Integrity Award
Kiambu governor Ferdinand Waititu was awarded an integrity award for being the most honest governor in Kenya. In a ceremony held at Integrity House, Waititu was feted for his impeccable record as a man of integrity, owing to the fact that he has not been found guilty by any court of law. He said that […]