The news is both a liberation and a killjoy at the same time. For men, it is good to know that people with six packs are good at making everything else but money. For ladies, it is an existential crisis deciding whether to go for the six pack and only see money on ViuSasa, or […]
Tag: Fitness
You can Lose Weight by Watching Workout Videos
Experts have observed that you can lose weight simply by watching workout videos without the need to exercise or have a gym subscription. In a perfect case of eating your pie and having it, you are now free to feast on any junk, provided that you regularly watch exercise videos. This eliminates the nagging practice […]
Experts: 7 km Run adds 30 Minutes to your Life but takes 40 Minutes
A recent study has confirmed that doing a 7 km run adds 30 minutes to your life, although it takes 40 minutes. In what appears to be a net loss situation, joggers seem to be losing in life for every minute they spend on the track, unless of course they are from the Rift Valley […]
42% of all Middle Aged Men in Nairobi are 3 Months Pregnant
A recent report has disclosed that almost half of all middle aged, middle class men who reside in Nairobi are 3 months pregnant. The weird revelation was made through automated reports by the city’s CCTV system which uses Artificial Intelligence to identify expectant women in order to offer assistance where necessary. The System employs a […]