Politics

Waiguru to Spend her Savings of 700 million on her Impeachment Defense

Kirinyaga County Governor Ann Waiguru has revealed that she is planning to spend 700 million to fight her impeachment using all possible means. Speaking after the court refused to declare her impeachment illegal, Waiguru said that she would use her savings of Kshs 700 million to pursue all available options to secure her freedom, both […]

Governance

AG Warns that Corrupt Judges are a Competition to the Government of Kenya

The Attorney General of Kenya has lashed out at the Judiciary for what appears to be a form of competition with the government in terms of corruption. In a press conference, Attorney General Paul Kihara said that the judiciary has shown signs of being overly ambitious by attempting to march the energy the government has […]

Politics

Uhuru: ‘I have Done More in 7 Years Than God Did in 7 Days’

President Uhuru Kenyatta yesterday declared that he had achieved more in seven years than what was achieved in the seven days of creation. Speaking during the Madaraka Day celebration that was literally held in his backyard, Uhuru went ahead to highlight some of the greatest achievements that ‘my administration’ had achieved, which every ‘fellow Kenyan’ […]

International

China Working on a New Virus that Kills Only the Corrupt People

China is in full gear towards discovering a new virus that will keep the world busy after their latest invention, SARS-COV-2, falls out of fashion. In the blueprints that were revealed to senior Communist Party members, China is planning to unleash a new virus that will only infect and kill the corrupt people. The new […]

Governance

Outrage as NSSF Files for Bankruptcy

You might need to abort your future until a very further date. This is after the body tasked with organizing your retirement plans, the National Social Security Fund, filed for bankruptcy. Citing poor performance on their investments, tough economic conditions, increased theft and hostile environment from the government, the NSSF board said that the body […]

Politics

Ken Lusaka haunted by Dreams of Wheelbarrows

Senate Speaker Ken Lusaka is a haunted man. For him, nights are unbearable and darkness brings horrifying dreams that make his life one hell of an existence. The speaker has said that for the past few weeks he is unable to sleep. Nights bring with them dreams of giant sized wheelbarrows that look like Euro […]

Politics

Ruto Threatens to Name and Shame Corrupt Politicians

The war on corruption in Kenya has received a major boost after the Deputy President threatened to name all the corrupt politicians who are stealing from Kenyans and eating the money meant for development. In a strongly worded presser that was sent to all media houses in Kenya, William Ruto warned the corrupt politicians that […]