A God fearing man who has been consistently attending church for the last 17 years was left with an egg on the face when he confidently quoted the book of Abraham during an online church service. The man who is well versed with the Holy Book was so confident that the book of Abraham exists, […]
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Disquiet in CITAM as Calisto Repeatedly ends Sermon with only One Conclusion
A storm is brewing at Christ is the Answer Ministries after an increasing number of members expressed disapproval on the way the Presiding Bishop Calisto Odede has been concluding his sermons. It is reported that the new Bishop has broken from the long held Christian tradition of having seven conclusions in a sermon. Instead, Calisto […]
Man Celebrates One Year of Pretending to Send Offering via M-PESA
As the remote church turns one year old this month, so are the habits and new sins that have resulted from the existence of the same. We caught up with one man who since the beginning of the pandemic, has never given any offering, tithe, gifts or any type of giving in church, although he […]
Proposal Seeks to have Kenyan Churches Sing 75% Local Songs
The Ministry of Sports, Culture and Heritage has proposed a new regulation that will see churches in Kenya required to sing at least 75% local songs. In an attempt to bring order and sanity in how singing is done in churches, as well as promoting local talents, churches will be required to adhere to the […]
Churches Conveniently Declare a Period of Prayer and Fasting in January
Churches all over Kenya have declared an extended period of prayer and fasting this month, a very convenient move because January economics has everyone skipping meals. From the big churches to small private churches, Christians were asked to consider either a 3-day, 7 day, or a 21 day of prayer and fasting just as it […]
Possibility that Jesus will Make a Second Coming Via Zoom Highly Likely
The possibility that Jesus will make his second coming via Zoom is now more likely than ever, following the events of 2020 and a careful study of the Holy Scriptures by leading Theologians. 2020 has become the year when every essential public activity moved to the Cloud, leading to a speculation that Jesus could just […]
Pastor who Promised Congregation that 2020 Would be their Year of Breakthrough Arrested
A pastor in Kenya has found himself in trouble with law after church members asked for his arrest based on misleading information he gave them about year 2020. Members of Kikuyu 7th Baptist Church filed a complain that during an overnight kesha (overnight meeting) to mark the end of the year, the pastor had declared […]
Pastor Hailing App to Help Churches Whose Pastors are Above 58 Years Old
If your pastor is over 58 years old and may not be allowed in church come next week, a Pastor hailing app has got you covered. A new app christened ‘Uber for Pastors’ will allow churches without pastors to order a pastor online. The pastor will then be delivered just in time for the service. […]
Pastor Ng’ang’a to delete part of his age in order to be 58 Years Old
Pastor James Ng’ang’a has quickly moved to delete part of his age in order to be under 58 years. This follows government’s directive to allow only those aged 12 – 58 years into churches. In a quick action that caught even the constitution off-guard, Pastor Ng’ang’a deleted the excess age which would lock him out […]
Underground Churches Thrive in Nairobi
As the ban on mass gathering of people in Kenya enters its fourth month, the number of people meeting for churches has continued to grow in Nairobi, raising fears that the pandemic will end with more people in Church. Data from the Kenya National Bureau of Statistics said that the number of active churches in […]