The script is almost writing itself. After Biden wins and Trump swears himself in, everybody knows what happens next because the events will be similar to what happened in Kenya. After days or weeks of protests and arguments, Joe Biden and Donald Trump are expected to form a handshake government, much to the detriment of […]
Tag: BBI
Proposal to have IEBC as a Department within ODM on the Cards
The chief hand-shakers and Bridge Builders are mulling after final whistle-esq proposal to move IEBC to Chungwa house. Our mole, who was a member of the BBI (commonly referred as Busy Bodies Initiate by locals) taskforce, hinted that decision was arrived at after analysing political parties’ elections budgets where ODM was found to have spent […]
Government: You can’t Contract Covid-19 at a BBI Rally
Kenyans are now free to attend BBI rallies in huge numbers after the government confirmed that one cannot contract Covid-19 in such meetings. Announcing this new discovery during the launch of the BBI at Bomas of Kenya, the Ministry of Health said that masks and social distancing will no longer be necessary in the BBI […]
MCAs not Aware that 113% of them will not be Reelected in 2022
Members of County Assemblies are living their best lives now. Despite being labelled as rats that eat not just for the sake of their stomach but because they were born to eat, they continue to walk around with the confidence of a cat in a mouse kingdom. But this confidence seems to be built on […]
Stop Imagining that Uhuru Kenyatta will be the Prime Minister from 2022 to 2032
Kenyans love to imagine things and this is not a good thing. With the launch of the BBI report, speculation is rife that Uhuru Kenyatta has just secured himself a job as the next Prime Minister of this great country. From the document which we have not read, the President will have the powers to […]
Kalenjin and Luo Communities the Biggest Losers in the BBI Battle
Billions of shillings are about to start flowing as the official campaign period for the Building Bridges Initiative kicks in later this month. While everybody will be a loser (except the politicians), it is now evident that Kalenjin and Luo communities will be the biggest casualties if things go as planned. Even before the final […]
BBI Proposes Capital Punishment for Insulting Senior Mothers
The Building Bridges Initiative has proposed a death sentence for anyone who insults mothers of senior people in Kenya, saying that the move was long overdue. Speaking to reporters during the weekly media briefing, BBI chief architect Raila Odinga said that mothers hold a very special position in the society and any attempt to insult […]
Inside the Intrigues that Surrounded Raila’s Acceptance of his Covid-19 Test Results
Political analysts and propagandists were left in shock after Raila Odinga easily accepted his Covid-19 test results, something no one saw coming! The Kenyan politician who is known to reject all results, irrespective of whether he is declared a winner or a loser, shocked many when he accepted his tests results without a fight, something […]
Raila Odinga to Donate his Free Time to Covid-19 Emergency Fund
The Covid-19 Emergency Response Fund has received a major boost after the People’s President of the Republic of Kenya Hon Raila Odinga announced that he is going to donate all his free time to help Kenyans deal with the adverse effects of Covid-19. Speaking during the handing over of the donation at the Fund’s secretariat, […]
Waititu: I did not move to KANU
Former Kiambu County Governor Ferdinand Waititu has denied allegations in the local media that he has decamped from Jubilee party to KANU. In the news that has been circulating in Kenya, it was reported that Waititu had met Gideon Moi at his Kabarak residence where not only did he jump ship to KANU, but also […]