Stima Plaza, Kenya Power’s Head Office, has launched multi-million solar power project in an attempt to cut costs and ensure that operations are not affected by power cuts. Speaking during the commissioning of the project that is being done by a Chinese contractor, Kenya Power CEO said that Solar Power was part of their long-term […]
Elon Musk’s Son X Æ A-12 Turns 18 after a Year of Growth Hacking
Elon Musk and Grimes have confirmed that their son X Æ A-12 has successfully managed to reach the majority age after one year of intensive growth hacking. Musk announced that they had utilized a well known concept in the tech and marketing world to give their son accelerated growth, adding that the traditional method of […]
Divorce Reason: Bill Gate Demanded Too Many Updates from Melinda Gates
Reliable sources have confirmed that Bill and Melinda Gates have opted for a divorce following unknown differences. What are reasons for the divorce? PostaMate can now reveal. Although the couple has asked for privacy, they are still hoping that the divorce will attract as much publicity as possible. This is why they asked PostaMate to […]
Uhuru: Marriage Between Kenyans Prohibited to Curb Poverty
The government of Kenya has announced plans to curb marriage between any two Kenyans as a poverty mitigation strategy. President Uhuru Kenyatta announced that marriages between Kenyans were contributing to misery and poor mental health for the country since two poor people getting married only results in compounded poverty, which is still poverty, albeit, worse […]
Interview with Student who came Last in 2020 KCPE
You’ve probably read about Faith Mumo, the student who topped 2020 KCPE and was all over the news. At worst, you read the story of parent who sued school after child scored 96 marks in 2020 KCPE. This is what makes news, so we took time to find the student who came last and give […]
KEMSA Board Thanks Uhuru for the Opportunity to Eat
The outgoing KEMSA Board has expressed a heartfelt thanksgiving to president Uhuru Kenyatta for the time he gave them a chance to eat at KEMSA. Speaking shortly after the ousting, KEMSA Board chair Kembi Gitura said that they were happy for the opportunity that Uhuru had granted them to eat, and now they move on […]
Kenya Power Asks Kenyans to have Realistic Power Supply Expectations
Kenya Power is calling on Kenyans to set realistic expectations on power availability, arguing that a few entitled Kenyans are out to tarnish the good name of the corporation which is doing just fine. Speaking during a conference on Smart Grids and Energy Systems, Kenya Power CEO said that the utility offers reasonably good services, […]
IMF Petitions Britain to Recall its Failed Former Colony, Kenya
The International Monetary Fund wants Britain to take charge of its former colony of Kenya, noting that the independent country is neither governable nor viable. In a letter to Queen Elizabeth through Donal McCabe, the head of Royal Communications and Communications Secretary to the Queen, IMF said that Kenya has shown all the full signs […]
Ghost Sub-County in Turkana County has been Receiving Government Funds for 7 years
The Auditor General has unearthed a ghost sub-county in Turkana county that has been receiving government funding and staff for 7 years, but does not exist in any map. The Sajiro sub-county, complete with ghost national government administrative officers, public offices maintained by the exchequer, county government officials and public utilities has existed since the […]
“Hiring out Guns and Uniforms to Criminals is like any other Side Hustle” – Kenya Police
The Kenya Police Service is once again trending after reports showed that Police Officers were hiring out guns and uniforms to criminals. Kenyans were shocked to learn that the people who arrest them, purporting to be police officers, are actually criminals who hire guns and inform from the police. The criminals get the tools to […]