The Jubilee government wants you to put on your brain and ensure that it is plugged in, before you can repeat the fake news that they promised to build five stadiums in Kenya. During the reopening of the Nyayo Stadium which had been closed for the last three years due to some minor repairs, President […]
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Only Two Billionaires on Planet Earth have a Six Pack
The news is both a liberation and a killjoy at the same time. For men, it is good to know that people with six packs are good at making everything else but money. For ladies, it is an existential crisis deciding whether to go for the six pack and only see money on ViuSasa, or […]
114 Year Old Granny Says Secret to Living Long is not Begging for Retweets from Internet Strangers
The oldest living person in Kenya today has finally revealed the secret to longevity. Luckily, it is something within reach for the majority of people in the world. Ms Kanana Kagwiria who hails from Meru County was forced to come out of retirement for the 85th time and address a serious matter that is threatening […]
Controversial Blogger Served a Cold Cup of Tea After Paying for Meals With Exposures
2020 has been hell on Earth for Mr. Tea Himuselefu Edgar Obare. After spending several nights in a police cell barely months ago, Mr. Tea caught himself in hot murky tea in a popular restaurant ArtCaffe Capital Center along Mombasa Road. Sunday afternoon, Mr. Edgar Obare casually walked into Artcaffe Capital Center and ordered for […]
Kenya Raises the Retirement Age to 94 Years
Kenyans has once again raised the official retirement age upwards to 94 years, setting the record for both the highest retirement age and youth unemployment in the world. In a statement that was issued by the Ministry of Labour, the government announced that the new development was to help streamline the already unofficial policy where […]
47-Year-old man Still Hoping that his Deejaying Career will Pick up
All dreams are valid, but there is a limit to what can be valid because flogging a dead horse yields no results. This is dilemma of a 47 year old man in Nairobi who is still hoping for a breakthrough in his DJ career, something he has been working on for the last 24 years. […]
Corruption Cases to be tried via Social Media
A new judicial system will see Kenya try corruption cases using modern systems of social interactions in order to guarantee speedy conviction. Speaking during the launch of the Social Media Court of Kenya, the Chief Justice said that Kenya seeks to implement a 10X justice system where corruption cases will be tried on social media […]
Safaricom Hiring a Chief Meme Officer
If you thought meme makers are losers who have nothing to offer, we’ve got news for you: You don’t think. Safaricom has announced a new job opening for the Chief Meme Officer (CMO) who will not only be one of the highest paid staff at the company, but will be second in command from the […]
Tanzania petitions United Nations to recognise Tanzanian Kiswahili to decolonize language from Kenya
The Tanzanian Government has today sent a letter requesting that “Kiswahili (Tanzanian)” be added as a language option on mobile phones and internet websites to reduce confusion with Kiswahili spoken in Kenya The delegation from Tanzania has said that many people around the world can only relate their National Language with Kenya and would like […]
Dennis Okari: The Last Curve Bender
Kenya has deployed the skills of a renowned curve bender to flatten the Covid-19 curve and the results are instant. Dennis Okari, the man who has spent all his life bending various curves in the world was contracted in the last minute to help bend the Covid-19 curve. This came after all the money available […]