A study commissioned by British American Tobacco has established that smoking is an effective way to keep warm during periods of extended cold weather that are being experienced at the moment. The new science shows that people who smoke are usually warmer than those who do not smoke, a discovery that can help people who […]
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The Prayer that Larry Madowo Prayed
Larry Madowo recently overtook Polycarp Igathe as the king of switching high value jobs even as Kenyans continue to deal with the problem of joblessness. After walking away from the apex of journalism career in Kenya, Larry Madowo landed at BBC in North America even before updating his CV. Just before he could finish sorting […]
Elon Musk: Why I changed my Online Name from Satoshi Nakamoto
Elon Musk has finally revealed why he changed his online identity from Satoshi Nakamoto to Elon Musk, years after the world ran out of speculation. In an Interview, Elon Musk said that he used to prefer the name Satoshi Nakamoto online in order to hide his South African identity while changing the world. “It is […]
Elon Musk’s Son X Æ A-12 Turns 18 after a Year of Growth Hacking
Elon Musk and Grimes have confirmed that their son X Æ A-12 has successfully managed to reach the majority age after one year of intensive growth hacking. Musk announced that they had utilized a well known concept in the tech and marketing world to give their son accelerated growth, adding that the traditional method of […]
Civil Servant Working from Home Instinctively Leaves Jacket Hanging on Seat While Watching Netflix
Old habits die hard. After the government asked its staff to start working from home, a veteran public servant forgot that he no longer needed to pretend that he is working while binging on Netflix the whole day. The man who has spent his entire career chasing allowances was used to working only when allowances […]
Kenyan Middle Class Adventurists Discover Northern Kenya is actually in Kenya
A section of Kenyan middle class domestic tourists is continuously baffled by discovering that Northern Kenya is actually in Kenya and not “North of Kenya” The discovery has led to increased tourist activities in the north with regular safari trips being organized. At the moment, dozens of Kenyans are talking about Chalbi desert, Marsabit National […]
Kenya Petitions WHO for a Local Covid-19 Variant
A section of Kenyan political class has petitioned the WHO to quickly find a unique Kenyan covid-19 variant. Noting that Kenya was punching below its weight in the pandemic, leaders asked WHO to act with speed and find the Kenyan variant. They said that Kenya had proved its position as a regional leader and thus […]
Dr. Ezekiel Mutua Purchases New Moral Fabric for Kenya
Kenya’s Chief Moral Cop and presiding Deputy Jesus Ezekiel Mutua has once again moved with speed to stop the moral decay in Kenya that has been stinking to high heaven. Dr. Ezekiel has purchased a new Kenyan moral fabric after the old fabric wore out, marking a new era for the morally challenged country. Speaking […]
Safaricom 5G now Available on Safaricom Home Fibre
After colorful launch of 5G network in Nairobi and Western Kenya last week, Safaricom has moved a step further to make their 5G network available to all their Safaricom Home Fibre users countrywide. Making the announcement, Safaricom CEO Peter Ndegwa announced that they were responding to the cries of their fixed internet users who had […]
MoH Warns of the 196th Wave of Malaria
The Ministry of Health has urged for increased caution after it emerged that Kenya could be going through the 196th wave of malaria. Data from the ministry shows that the number of people infected with malaria has tripled in the last week, with various malaria hotspots such as the coast and Western Kenya running out […]