My WordPress Blog
Pope Francis is now calling on the world to turn its guns towards fighting stupidity, arguing that this is now a bigger threat to people lives than the threat posed by the corona virus disease. Speaking on the 13th Day of Eastertide in Vatican, Pope Francis said that the spread of stupidity around the world […]
The Nigerian Televangelist, 5G iconoclast and pseudo-scientist Chris Oyakhilome has finally decided to walk the talk and lead by example. After days of warning a deaf world that Covid-19 is caused by 5G networks without success, he has gone ahead to launch his own network that does not spray people with virus or give the […]
Followers of Prophet David Owuor are extremely relieved after photos of Prophet of Owuor planting trees at his Runda residence were leaked on various church WhatsApp groups earlier this week. In what turned out to be a breather for the Repentance and Holiness Ministry members, The Mightiest Prophet David Owuor was seen planting a number […]
Embattled governor of the Roman province of Judea has distanced himself from the crucifixion of Jesus, amidst claims from Christians worldwide that he has blood on his hands. Pilate who is facing several lawsuits for the crucifixion of Jesus denied any involvement in the act, instead blaming the Jews for what happened to Jesus. It […]
Islam has suddenly exploded to become the biggest religion on earth, with Christians, Atheists, Buddhists, agnostics and all other ists joining en masse. Since the outbreak of Covid-19, most people who had shied away from following the Islam religion have found themselves with little options. This is because as the World Health Organization continues to […]
Churches in Kenya rushed to register PayBill Numbers moments after the government announced a ban on all public meetings. In a report that was unveiled by Safaricom, the company’s Chief Customer Officer said that they had received more than 900 applications in the first 6 hours since the ban was put to place, highlighting the […]
The magnitude of the threat posed by the Corona Virus disease became more evident when Atheists in Kenya urged Kenyans to pray that God would spare the country. In a statement issued by the group’s officials on Facebook and shared widely, atheists asked Kenyans to try prayer in order to deal with Corona Virus which […]
Officers from the Recce squad swiftly moved in to arrest a pastor who threatened to decimate the whole country by acting as the agent of the deadly Corona virus in Kenya. The pastor who was giving a sermon titled ‘Be Still and Know that I am God’ had successfully managed to go through the introduction […]
Mightiest Prophet Dr David Owuor has suspended all public gatherings including miracle healing crusades for the next 18 months, citing fears of corona virus. In a very funny announcement that was made to his followers, Owuor cited the risks posed by the Corona Virus globally and said that members needed to stay safe and avoid […]
The recent appointment of Rev Calisto Odede as the presiding Bishop of Christ is the Answer Ministry in preparation for the retirement of the current Bishop Dr David Oginde has elicited mixed reactions all over the country. While many have lauded the appointment as an indicaton of its commitment to the gospel, others have expressed […]