In a classic case of ‘Set a thief to catch a thief,’ Kenya appears to be solving one problem using another, achieving a unprecedented level of synergy. This is where you turn your enemy against another enemy, then sitting back to watch the battle unfold. That appears to be the situation in Kenya when a […]
Governance
Uber ChapChap ordered to carry less than zero passengers for adequate Social Distancing
Your favorite taxi service in Kenya Uber ChapChap has received the biggest blow following some social distancing guidelines issued by the ministry of health in Kenya. In what could be a killer blow to the cheap taxi service, the miniature taxi has been ordered to carry only less than zero passengers, leaving even the driver […]
GoK Defends Sale of Donated Blood to Somalia
The government has finally decided to throw the Health CS Mutahi Kagwe under the bus and take a major about turn on sale of donated blood to Somalia. The Health CS who had earlier asked DCI to probe sale of donated blood to Somalia found himself an isolated man when several government officials denied any […]
Inside Agriculture CS Munya’s Grand Plan to Exterminate Locusts
We earlier covered a delicate story on how desert locusts have managed to capture Kenya’s Ministry of Agriculture. Postamate can now authoritatively reveal the master plan which Agriculture CS Peter Munya plans to put forth, in a bid to try and recapture his waning authority in the face of adversity, and to decisively deal with […]
State Capture – How Locusts Took Control of the Ministry of Agriculture in Kenya
As Kenya grapples with multiple problems in various sectors of the economy, it is now emerging that a bigger problem that has gone undetected for months is about to bring down the entire ministry of Agriculture. Locusts have taken over all operations and critical infrastructure at the ministry of Agriculture in Kenya. The infiltration Signs […]
Atwoli Angrily Throws away his Brain at a Press Conference
The Secretary General of the Central Organization of Trade Unions (COTU) Francis Atwoli angrily threw away his brain as he tried to make a point that a brain is not needed in Kenya. During a press conference called to discuss the importance of voter education and public participation in national development, Atwoli complained that some […]
7 Ways the Uhuru – Raila Handshake has Impacted Kenya
Today it’s exactly two years since Uhuru Kenyatta and Raila Odinga decided to shake hands and eat together. We take a look at what the handshake has brought to Kenya in the last two years. Background First, we note that the handshake was very timely. Two years down the line, everyone is warning against handshakes […]
Kenya: Covid-19 Better than CoronaVirus
In a puzzling Press Statement today, Kenya says coronavirus is more severe than covid-19. Explain why they were not taking the COVID-19 seriously by allowing 239 passengers from China into Kenya, the ministry of health said, “We have asked the 293 passengers from China to self quarantine because they are suspected of having COVID-19 which […]
“Money Eaten Responsibly” – Governor assures World Bank
A Governor accused of mismanaging a World Bank grant has come out to strongly condemn such ‘rumors’ and give assurances to The World Bank that their money is not lost, but has been “eaten in the most ethical and responsible manner”. The governor who did not mince words said the grant was in fact shared […]
Why the BBI is the Saviour of Kenyans
The genius president of the republic of Kenya, HE Uhuru Kenyatta, will go down as the greatest human to have graced our lifetime, thanks to his BBI initiative. You see, almost every other African leader is known to be in absolute out of touch with the plight of the common man. But hail our president […]









