Governance

Garissa County Acquires 2m Tons of Hydrogen and 1m Ton of Oxygen to Manufacture Their own Water

Faced with unending water shortage, Garissa County has resolved to get to the root of the problem and cut off all middlemen and processes that make it hard for them to get water. The North Eastern County will soon start manufacturing its own water after acquiring vast volumes of Hydrogen and Oxygen, the two elements […]

Governance

Garissa County Assembly Fire Caused by Unwanted Evidence

The fire accident that consumed Garissa County Assembly chambers and several offices this morning was caused by unwanted evidence, according to Kenya Red Cross. The morning inferno that started at 8:15 am quickly spread to any part of the Assembly that held documents that were not needed, focusing majorly on the ones that had previously […]

Governance

NTSA Wants all PSV Passengers to Wear Helmets

All public service vehicle passengers will now be required to don helmets, according to the new regulations released by the National Transport and Safety Authority. In a bold new move to tame the rising cases of road accident fatalities, passengers will be required to wear helmets while the vehicle is in motion, lack of which […]

Education Governance

“If Only we had 9 Months to Prepare for School Reopening” – Magoha

It was chaos as usual as schools reopened in Kenya following an extended Covid-19 break. Parents, teachers, students and the government were seen making last minutes efforts to get the education machine running once again. Teachers were looking for notes, parents were desperately seeking for loans to pay school fees, and students were on the […]

Governance

Mombasa County Hurriedly Recruiting Anybody Who Ever Watched Grey’s Anatomy

After firing most of the doctors and with the few remaining going on strike, Mombasa County has taken desperate measures to curb the health crisis that has rocked the Covid-ravaged County. County executives were seen desperately trying to recruit anybody who has ever watched Grey’s Anatomy to help deal with the crisis, with only qualification […]

Governance

Kenya Reports Zero New Covid-19 Cases in line with the Government’s New Year Resolution

Kenya has today reported 0 new Covid-19 cases out of total of 8,391 samples that were tested in the last 24 years, bringing the total number of cases to the same number it was in 2020. This is in line with the government’s New Year Resolution that there will be no new Covid-19 cases in […]

Governance

GoK Advises Doctors to Self Medicate or Perish

The Government of Kenya has expressed dissatisfaction with the doctors who are complaining of neglect because they do not have medical insurance, asking them instead to self-medicate if they fall sick. Speaking during an inspection tour of the ongoing preparation for the health workers strike, Health CS Mutahi Kagwe expressed extreme shock and displeasure by […]

Governance

Uhuru Admits that He Does Not Remember Ever Talking About the Big Four Agenda

President Uhuru Kenyatta has denied claims that he has some four agendas that his government is focusing on, terming the suggestion outrageous and saying that his government is keen on all the agendas of the nation. Speaking shortly during the launch of BBI signature collection, President Kenyatta said that there were misleading media reports claiming […]