Residents of Kasarani Mwiki area have been urged to venture into agri-travel by planting trees in the pothole ridden road, even as demonstrations entered the 7th day. Speaking to the media, the Cabinet Secretary in charge of roads said that police have been spraying a lot of water on the demonstrators and the only viable […]
Governance
Mwangi Kiunjuri Blames Locusts for his Sacking
Sacked Agriculture CS Mwangi Kiunjuri has come out to strongly condemn locusts for his sacking, minutes after president Uhuru Kenyatta announced that his services were no longer needed. Speaking exclusively to our reporter, Mwangi Kiunjuri said that the locusts had conspired to get him fired because he was hardworking and was determined to rid Kenya […]
Egerton University Warns that the next Strike Will Cost Students KES 94,628 Each
Egerton University has warned that should students go on strike again, they will be forced to pay KES 94,628 each as a levy charged for the damage they will cause. Speaking at the University, the Vice Chancellor said that they expect will not hesitate to charge the students the hefty amount if they go on […]
KCSE Results Released 3 Days Before the End of Marking
In another record breaking move by the no nonsense education CS Prof Magoha, the government has this year released the KCSE results three days before the end of the exam marking. The release of the results opens a new era where the government will no longer have to wait for the marking to end, as […]
DCI Summons Itself over Unclear Sermons
The Directorate of Criminal Investigations has summoned itself to its headquarter to answer for conflicting sermons that seems to have been issued by itself without knowledge. In a move that baffled even the criminals, DCI held a 6 hour meeting with itself, trying to find out how it had sermon King Kaka without issuing the […]
Pastor Ng’ang’a Calls for Wajinga to Go for Cleansing
Pastor James Ngángá of Neno Evangelism Center has called for all Wajinga Nyinyi to come to his church for deliverance. Speaking during a special deliverance service at his church, pastor Ng’ang’a said that it was true that Kenyans are Wajinga and only him can deliver them from the spirit of foolishness which has infected the […]
Kenya Blames International Peer Pressure for its Love for Mega Projects
The government of Kenya has blamed international peer pressure for its increased appetite for mega projects. Finding itself under pressure for going only after mega projects at the expense of other pressing needs, the government said that it was hard to stick to simple, useless projects when all other governments were doing big projects. This […]
Kenyans Demand a Movie Version of the BBI Report
As the dust settles on the BBI report launch, reality is dawning on many Kenyans that they will need about 6 months to finish reading the report. This is the reason why a section of Kenyans are calling for a movie fashion of the report to be released. Local Cast Speaking in a political rally, […]
Inflated Government Tenders lead to more VAT
The government has said that the tendency of government tenders to be inflated is not a big problem to the state because of the expected earnings the government gets in terms of VAT. To the shock of many, the National Treasury said that they are now getting more taxes as a result of the inflated […]
Kagame the Most Far Seeing President
President Paul Kagame was yesterday awarded by the African Union the first prize as the most far seeing president in Africa. In the awards that were held at the African Union headquarters in Addis Ababa, Kagame beat six other challengers to the prize, owing to his unique height. The AU said that Kagame possess a […]









