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Stealing from a Muhindi Not Necessarily a Crime in Nairobi

Stealing from any person of Indian descent may not be a crime, according to some well-known traditions of Kenya. This is the fate which many Indians in Nairobi have to endure because while stealing is generally evil (except when done from or by the government), no one feels guilty when they steal from a ‘Muhindi’ […]

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Syokimau Landlord Installs a Natural Carwash to Attract Tenants

With an oversupply of residential buildings in Nairobi, landlords have been forced to get more creative in order to attract tenants. One landlord decided to install a natural car wash in order to attract the new generation of tenants who are climate change conscious and are keen on sustainability. The car wash is made from […]

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Safaricom’s Home Fibre Internet Falls to Below 2MB

Safaricom has announced that their revered Home Fibre Internet has fallen to below 2MB and users will need to browse responsibly if they are to keep enjoy the benefits of the service. Kenyans realized that they are no longer allowed to use the unlimited service as they had earlier been allowed to, with Safaricom saying […]

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Men Who Say ‘Everyday is Valentines’ likely to Do Nothing on Valentines Day

Valentines is back, much to the detriment of most people in the world. This is in consideration that 86% of people in the world are single, underage, or married for more than 42 years, hence Valentines day does not matter. Of the remaining 14% per cent, half of them will be attending Men’s Conference hence […]

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David Ndii and Amerix to Settle their Differences the Old Way

A storm has been brewing between celebrated Economist David Ndii and masculinity coach Amerix over the role and presence of a man in the kitchen. Netizens are unable to settle the dispute and in order to avert a Third World War, it has been agreed that the two should settle their differences the usual way! […]

Governance

Government Halts Kazi Mtaani, advises youth to resume their Job seeking Jobs

Kazi Mtaani is one of the projects by the government which seemed to give youths -irregardless of their education qualifications- hopes for survival. A huge number of graduates had embraced the project despite a low wage pay offered by the government. Recent developments however have left the youths surprised and worried. In a press release […]

Religion

Ravi Zacharias Downgraded from First Class to Economy Heaven after Sexual Misconduct Exposé

Ravi Zacharias, the famous Christian apologist who passed on in 2020 has found himself in the middle of a celestial storm after news of his sexual misconduct were confirmed by the ministry. The information which was released this week detailed how the famed preacher engaged in sexual misconduct and abused various women in the latter […]

Education

Students Arrest Headteacher over Attempt to Burn School

Students of a local secondary school in Kenya arrested their headteacher and stopped a suspected case of arson at the school. The incidence which took place in Kiambu County happened on Thursday evening, where the headteacher was spotted heading to the dormitories carrying 20 liters of petrol, while the students were attending the evening studies. […]

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Lorry Ferrying Premium Tears Spotted in Nairobi

Valentine comes with joy and happiness to young lovers, with men trying as much as possible to please their better halves. As the 14th day of the second month nears, young men will go to an extra mile to at least give their lovers a treat away from their normal Kibandaski delicacies accompanied by mutura. […]