Nairobi County Women Representative Esther Passaris has lashed out on the harsh penalties that are meted out on muggers in Nairobi and other parts of Kenya, terming the long jail terms, mob justice incidences and extra-judicial killings meted out to muggers unnecessary. Speaking while addressing some gang members in Kayole, Passaris argued that gang members […]
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Brookside Promises to Reduce the Amount of Water in Milk
Brookside has revealed a plan to reduce the amount of water that is contained in its milk, in an attempt to attract more customers. Speaking to the media, the company spokesperson said that Kenyans were more interested in pure milk and they would try to ensure that their milk contains only utmost 10% water, as […]
Locusts Denied Landing Rights in Tanzania by Magufuli
President John Pombe Magufuli of Tanzania has issued a red alert on all locusts, effectively denying them landing rights in any part of Tanzania. In the presidential decree that also banned any media station from covering any activity by locusts, the president said that he would not tolerate any foreign army in Tanzania, be it […]
Kenya’s Deputy President William Ruto Promises to Steal Corruption out of Kenya
Kenya’s Deputy President and presidential aspirant William Kipchirchir Samoei Arap Ruto has unveiled a grand plan to deal with the runaway corruption that has destroyed the lives of many and threatened the economy for the last fifty-seven years in Kenya. The Deputy President who is known for his no-nonsense approach to corruption has promised to […]
Miguna Miguna Launches a Paybill Number to Help Pay his Bills
Exiled Kenyan lawyer Miguna Miguna has finally decided to give up on toxic masculinity and seek help from the public even as joblessness bites hard in Canada. The lawyer who was recently denied entry back to Kenya has launched a campaign dubbed ‘Kenyans for Miguna,’ where he gave a Paybill number for people to send […]
Bill Gates Promises to Delete Corona Virus
Microsoft founder, billionaire and viral expert William Henry Gates III, popularly known as Bill Gates, is now offering hope to the world by promising to delete Corona Virus from the face of the earth. Speaking during a World Health Organization briefing, Bill Gates stated that the virus is just like any other windows virus that […]
Animals Boycott Koroga Festival at Hell’s Gate
The much publicized Koroga Festival held at Hell’s Gate received a major blow after animals failed to turn up, despite the massive publicity the event had received. Organizers of the event were left to count their losses in terms of unused tickets, uneaten grass and empty tents as virtually all animals gave the show a […]
Tomato Traders in Kenya to Receive Police Protection
Tomato traders in various markets in Kenya will now receive 24/7 police protection as the cost of the fruit-cum-vegetable hits an all time high of KShs 25 per piece, from the usual price of KShs 2. So high is the price that it matches that of apples, the most luxurious fruit in the tropical Africa, […]
BREAKING: Moi’s Grave Found Empty
Shock engulfed the late President Daniel Moi’s home in Kabarak when his grave was found empty early on Saturday morning, barely three days after his burial. In the early morning incidence, Moi’s grandchildren had gone to the burial site to add more flowers when it suddenly dawned on them that the soldiers who had been […]
South African president Cyril Ramaphosa Gives the Wrong State of the Nation Address, Nobody Notices
South Africans were caught up in a time capsule moment when the President Cyril Ramaphosa accidentally read the same state of the nation address as the one he gave two years ago, with no one realizing that history was literally repeating itself. In a Televised speech from the nations parliament, the president removed a copy […]









