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In an effort to streamline government operations, President Uhuru Kenyatta has signed an Executive Order that places the office of the Deputy President under the Ministry of Agriculture. In the Executive Order number 8194 of 2020, the president said that he was cognizant of the immense role that Agriculture plays in the economy of Kenya, […]
Following the success of his ‘Anybody Can Gerrit’ song with Kenyan-based producer Totsvi, CS Mutahi Kagwe has added yet another song to his musical repertoire in the form of a diss track targeted at COVID-19. Speaking to news stations this afternoon at Afya House, he reported that he was inspired to write the diss track […]
In a short video clip released to media houses earlier this week, President & Chief Dereva Njugush wa Kababa announced that he would be signing into law an Executive Order to ban against the systemic oppression of black beans, popularly known as ‘njahi.’ HereIf you know, you know.
The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS) has indicated that it will stop targeting all American interests and instead focus on other viable targets effective today, following the United States’ commitment to self destruction. Speaking in a undisclosed location within Syria, the ISIS spokesperson said that the organization would no longer engage with […]
An anonymous source from the Trump Administration yesterday leaked information that despite having the whole of White House as well as dozens of his own residential buildings, Donald Trump was instead living rent-free in the heads of all Democrats. The source further clarified that the God-Emperor Of The United States, Donald Trump, moved into his […]
In what is yet another twist to the year that 2020 has been, The Marvel Cinematic Universe yesterday announced that they shall soon be unveiling a new superhero called ‘TWITTER PERSON’ whose superpower is to only use short catch-phrases to viciously attack anyone who disagrees with them. Speaking at a press conference in their New […]
President Uhuru Kenyatta yesterday declared that he had achieved more in seven years than what was achieved in the seven days of creation. Speaking during the Madaraka Day celebration that was literally held in his backyard, Uhuru went ahead to highlight some of the greatest achievements that ‘my administration’ had achieved, which every ‘fellow Kenyan’ […]
The Kenyan government deserves praise for its efforts to support tourism in these perilous times that have left the industry crippled. After a webinar convened by conservationists, the Ministry of Tourism agreed on a partnership with Bunduri to boost tourism numbers. The CS was quick to note that it was just a coincidence that he […]
On a day when Kenya is celebrating internal self-governance, also known as Madaraka, many people are questioning the whole idea of self governance and most parents now think it is a form of wishful thinking. Speaking to Postamate, most parents wondered where the notion that one can govern themselves without external influence came from, saying […]
The dog seems to have finally caught up with its tail after Atheists in Kenya launched a passionate social media appeal requesting both members and non-members to consider committing to a monthly offering to fund a billboard in Nairobi. In what appears to be a small loan from churches, Atheists in Kenya have realized that […]