A recent study has confirmed that doing a 7 km run adds 30 minutes to your life, although it takes 40 minutes. In what appears to be a net loss situation, joggers seem to be losing in life for every minute they spend on the track, unless of course they are from the Rift Valley […]
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Kalonzo Finally Relinquishes his Melon Tendencies to join Jubilee
Kalonzo Muskoka has finally come out of his melon shell to join President Kenyatta’s Jubilee coalition, but without formally denouncing the NASA pact. The decision leaves the indecisive soft-spoken political skimmer at an elevated position likely to benefit from either side of the political divide. While affirming this, Kalonzo quoted Chinua Achebe’s Arrow of God […]
Babu Owino Apologizes for Appearing in the Video of DJ Evolve Shooting Incident
Embakasi East MP Babu Owino has apologized for his appearance in the video of DJ Evolve being shot, terming the event a mistake that will not happen in future. In a series of Tweets that were highly shared, Babu Owino said that it was not his intention to appear in the video. He added that […]
Government of Kenya Diagnosed with Amnesia Following Failure to Recall Evicting Residents
A Government wide amnesia has struck the Government of Kenya, making the entire tax guzzling system forget ever evicting any Kenyans in the middle of the night and in the middle of a pandemic. Speaking from a hospital bed, the Government spokesperson Cyrus Oguna said he woke up traumatized that by news that the Government […]
Arsenal to Field all their Black Players against Manchester City, Hoping for a Black Goals Matter Victory
Arsenal will be fielding all their black players in their encounter with Manchester City today at Etihad Stadium in the hope that they can ride on the black lives matter movement to clinch a victory. In their first match since the Covid-19 pandemic, Arsenal seemed hopeful that the new normal could be where it is […]
Hatched from an Egg of Impunity, The honest chick Anne Waiguru
The phrase “the end justifies the means” could have made no better sense than yesterday in the senate when a majority of the senators unanimously supported a committee of eleven members to try Anne Waiguru. It came after a majority senator rooted for committee way, citing the ease of bribing 11, compared to 67 demanded […]
Hospital Owners Want Economy Reopened, Citing Decline in Number of Customers
Hospital owners in Kenya have appealed for a quick reopening of the economy, citing low number of customers and reduced income that could lead to closure of some hospitals. In a message to President Uhuru Kenyatta, hospital owners said that the curfew, cessation of movement, washing of hands and social distancing had led to a […]
‘To be an Earthly Ruler, Invest on Earth as Much as in Heaven’ – Talai Elders.
Recently, the hustler from Sugoi paid homage to the powerful Talai elders in Nandi. Known for their crucial role in anointing kings from the time of Koitalel Arap Samoei, the elders undisputedly holds the key to Statehouse. It is in the public domain that Moi, Kibaki, and now Uhuru were single-handedly installed to the throne […]
Inside the Intrigues that Surrounded Raila’s Acceptance of his Covid-19 Test Results
Political analysts and propagandists were left in shock after Raila Odinga easily accepted his Covid-19 test results, something no one saw coming! The Kenyan politician who is known to reject all results, irrespective of whether he is declared a winner or a loser, shocked many when he accepted his tests results without a fight, something […]
Raila Odinga Announces His Retirement from Fighting Corruption
Former Kenyan Prime Minister and political leader Hon Raila Odinga has officially announced his retirement from fighting corruption and standing for Mwananchi, saying that he has moved on to other things and would now focus on his economic legacy and other personal interests. Raila Odinga who had been a dedicated anti-corruption champion in his earlier […]









