Comedian and renowned Njahi activist Blessed Njugush has come to the rescue of Kenyan legislators by donating 350 brooms which will be used to airlift MPs to seek treatment in big hospitals in Nairobi if the ones in their constituencies lack basic equipment. Speaking during the handover ceremony at Parliament Building, Njugush said that it […]
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Government Desperately Hunting for a Corruption Scandal in Makueni County
The Government is working overtime to unearth a corruption scandal in Makueni County as one of the strategies of passing the BBI document. Speaking during a BBI stakeholders meeting, BBI architect and Uhuru Kenyatta’s chief marionettist Raila Odinga said that all governors must be nudged to support the BBI through soft power and one of […]
Why Pope Francis Rejected Uhuru Kenyatta’s Request to Live Forever
Kenya’s President Uhuru Kenyatta was man full of hope when he made his maiden visit to the Vatican City earlier in November. Still in the middle of a growing Covid-19 pandemic and with a undisclosed desire to remain in some office after 2022, Uhuru Kenyatta had made the trip to Vatican to request for a […]
William Ruto Shocked to Learn that Huge Political gatherings without Masks and Social Distancing Accelerate Spread of Covid -19
Travelling politician who also happens to be the Deputy President of Kenya, William Ruto, was this week shocked to learn that the huge public rallies he has been holding could have contributed to a spike in the number of Covid-19 cases in Kenya. Tweeting that all political gatherings need to stop, the man who has […]
Raila Odinga Insists that BBI is the Hill he will Die on
Be wary of a man who has nothing to lose and everything to lose at the same time. They will keep fighting even when common sense dictates otherwise or even when they have clearly lost. In the end, you will be the loser because you will have to kill them to end the fight (bad […]
Trump Promises to Revisit Angels from Africa
With little hope of being in power after January 2021, President Donald Trump has turned his attention to all the people who failed him when he needed them to clinch the 270 electoral votes. Top on his list are the Angels from Africa who were expected to show up and help hold the States of […]
“Save for the Prime Minister Part, BBI Can be Amended.” – Raila
The ground is softening for opposed to the sacred BBI document after the Chief Document Architect, Raila Odinga, allowed limited negotiations on the document. Following a major public outcry that BBI is being forced on Kenyans, something that could lead to an embarrassing loss at the ballot, Raila Odinga now wants Kenyans to give their […]
KRA to Start Taxing all Dowry Payments from 2022
The taxman in Kenya is on steroids and this time round, no coin will be left unturned. Starting January 2022, Kenya Revenue Authority will start taxing all dowry payments in an attempt to check the budget deficit that has been widened by the runaway corruption in Kenya. This is also in line with the government’s […]
India Finally Manages to Colonize the United States
No country ever prospered without colonizing others. India knows that too well, but the opportunities are limited. Colonizing the powerful neighbors around India is impossible, while the poor, smaller neighbors are inconsequential. India needed to think out of the box. Although most colonialism ended in the 20th Century, modern form of colonialism such as digital […]
Blue Band sues Mwangi Kiunjuri’s Party – TSP – for Plagiarism
Mwangi Kiunjuri has found himself on the wrong side of the slice of power after he was sued by Blue Band for plagiarizing their packaging while packaging his new political party. The former Cabinet Secretary of Agriculture who was unceremoniously fired by locusts went ahead to launch a political party by the name ‘The Service […]