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Israel Defense Forces has made a commitment to stand with Palestinian people following the escalation of violence between Palestine and… Read more: Israel Defense Forces Vow to Stand with Palestinians, Just like Everybody Else

A study commissioned by British American Tobacco has established that smoking is an effective way to keep warm during periods… Read more: Smoking Can Help you keep Warm in this Weather – BAT

The president has blamed the absence of a substantive attorney General in Kenya for the anti BBI ruling that was… Read more: Uhuru Blames BBI Failure on ‘Scarecrow Attorney General’

The high Court in Kenya has paid the Executive a legal visit and given the president a taste of what… Read more: High Court Revisits the Executive after Failure to Appoint 41 Judges

Larry Madowo recently overtook Polycarp Igathe as the king of switching high value jobs even as Kenyans continue to deal… Read more: The Prayer that Larry Madowo Prayed

President Uhuru Kenyatta has pledged to build 360 new ideologically-friendly towns across Kenya before the eradication of COVID-19 coronavirus pandemic… Read more: UHURU PLEDGES 360 NEW ‘UHURUTOWNS’

Deputy President William Ruto has contracted 47 motivational speakers who will lead his political campaigns ahead of his 2022 presidential… Read more: Ruto Hires 47 Motivational Speakers to Lead his 2022 Presidential Bid

Kenya has filed a suit against The United States Agency for International Development after the organization delayed the donation of… Read more: Kenya Sues USAID for Delaying ARVs Donation

Elon Musk has finally revealed why he changed his online identity from Satoshi Nakamoto to Elon Musk, years after the… Read more: Elon Musk: Why I changed my Online Name from Satoshi Nakamoto

The Nairobi Hospital has opened its doors to upper class Kenyans who support Arsenal FC to go for free therapy.… Read more: Nairobi Hospital Offers Free Therapy Sessions for Arsenal Fans

Stima Plaza, Kenya Power’s Head Office, has launched multi-million solar power project in an attempt to cut costs and ensure… Read more: Kenya Power Head Office Turns to Solar in Power Cost and Efficiency Strategy

Elon Musk and Grimes have confirmed that their son X Æ A-12 has successfully managed to reach the majority age… Read more: Elon Musk’s Son X Æ A-12 Turns 18 after a Year of Growth Hacking

Reliable sources have confirmed that Bill and Melinda Gates have opted for a divorce following unknown differences. What are reasons… Read more: Divorce Reason: Bill Gate Demanded Too Many Updates from Melinda Gates

The government of Kenya has announced plans to curb marriage between any two Kenyans as a poverty mitigation strategy. President… Read more: Uhuru: Marriage Between Kenyans Prohibited to Curb Poverty

You’ve probably read about Faith Mumo, the student who topped 2020 KCPE and was all over the news. At worst,… Read more: Interview with Student who came Last in 2020 KCPE

The outgoing KEMSA Board has expressed a heartfelt thanksgiving to president Uhuru Kenyatta for the time he gave them a… Read more: KEMSA Board Thanks Uhuru for the Opportunity to Eat

Kenya Power is calling on Kenyans to set realistic expectations on power availability, arguing that a few entitled Kenyans are… Read more: Kenya Power Asks Kenyans to have Realistic Power Supply Expectations

The International Monetary Fund wants Britain to take charge of its former colony of Kenya, noting that the independent country… Read more: IMF Petitions Britain to Recall its Failed Former Colony, Kenya

The Auditor General has unearthed a ghost sub-county in Turkana county that has been receiving government funding and staff for… Read more: Ghost Sub-County in Turkana County has been Receiving Government Funds for 7 years

The Kenya Police Service is once again trending after reports showed that Police Officers were hiring out guns and uniforms… Read more: “Hiring out Guns and Uniforms to Criminals is like any other Side Hustle” – Kenya Police

Six rhinos were yesterday shot dead at the Nairobi National Park after they were found roaming in the park outside… Read more: 6 White Rhinos in Nairobi National Park Killed for Defying Curfew

A Kenyan parent has moved to court after his son scored 96 marks in the just announced KCPE results, although… Read more: Parent Sues International School after Child Scores 96 Marks in KCPE

As the interviews for the next Chief Justice continue, the JSC commissioners tasked with identifying the best candidates have expressed… Read more: JSC Commissioners Focusing on Per Diems Since CJ Interviews Won’t Matter

Famed Kisii acrobat musician Christopher Mosioma better known as Embarambamba is set to perform in the burial of Prince Philip… Read more: Embarambamba to Perform at Prince Philip’s Funeral

A Kenyan man by name Wafula could soon make history after his marriage proposal to Queen Elizabeth was received at… Read more: Kenyan Man Sends a Marriage Proposal to Queen Elizabeth

English broadcaster, journalist, writer, television personality and topmost English Racism promoter Piers Morgan has blamed the untimely death of Prince… Read more: Piers Morgan Blames Black Elements for Untimely Death of Prince Philip

Kenya in a radical new suggestion is exploring possibilities of paying its high loans by collecting all the gold medals… Read more: Kenya to Repay Loans with Athletes’ Gold Medals

Kenya is set to become the first country in modern history to file for bankruptcy after the interest accrued from… Read more: Kenya to File for Bankruptcy

Old habits die hard. After the government asked its staff to start working from home, a veteran public servant forgot… Read more: Civil Servant Working from Home Instinctively Leaves Jacket Hanging on Seat While Watching Netflix

Kenyans on Social Media have successfully forced IMF to use Brookside Dairy as a collateral for the loans they are… Read more: IMF Under Pressure Agrees to Take Brookside Dairy as Collateral for GoK Loan

A God fearing man who has been consistently attending church for the last 17 years was left with an egg… Read more: God Fearing Man Unaware that the Book of Abraham Does not Exist

Kenya has once again changed tune on the use of the Russian made Covid-19 vaccine, allowing the use of Sputnik… Read more: Sputnik V Okay if Imported by Approved Cartels – MoH

Kenya will reciprocatively quarantine visitors from UK for a period of 18 months starting on 9th April 2021. The move… Read more: Kenya to Quarantine Visitors from UK for 18 Months

A section of Kenyan middle class domestic tourists is continuously baffled by discovering that Northern Kenya is actually in Kenya… Read more: Kenyan Middle Class Adventurists Discover Northern Kenya is actually in Kenya

President Uhuru Kenyatta today led the Cabinet in commemorating the Fools’ Day at State House Nairobi. The meeting that was… Read more: Uhuru Leads Cabinet in Celebrating the Fools’ Day

The famous 2NK SACCO has lashed out at the Government of Kenya over laxity in the Covi-19 vaccine rollout. Arguing… Read more: 2NK Sacco Faults GoK over Slow Vaccine Rollout

A section of Kenyan political class has petitioned the WHO to quickly find a unique Kenyan covid-19 variant. Noting that… Read more: Kenya Petitions WHO for a Local Covid-19 Variant

Kenya’s Chief Moral Cop and presiding Deputy Jesus Ezekiel Mutua has once again moved with speed to stop the moral… Read more: Dr. Ezekiel Mutua Purchases New Moral Fabric for Kenya

After colorful launch of 5G network in Nairobi and Western Kenya last week, Safaricom has moved a step further to… Read more: Safaricom 5G now Available on Safaricom Home Fibre

A storm is brewing at Christ is the Answer Ministries after an increasing number of members expressed disapproval on the… Read more: Disquiet in CITAM as Calisto Repeatedly ends Sermon with only One Conclusion

Kenya has a workable solution to the Suez Canal crisis. According to a government officer, Kenya youths can be mobilized… Read more: Kenya to Send 2000 Youths to Help Free Ever Given from the Suez Canal

Kenya Police officers in the five counties of Nairobi, Nakuru, Machakos, Kiambu and Kajiado counties broke into song and dance… Read more: Police Break into Dance as Cessation of Movement Jackpot Opens

A promising new Covi-19 vaccine from Jamaica is causing excitement all over the world and rekindled hope that Covid-19 could… Read more: Jamaican Covid-19 Vaccine Causes a Stir

It came to public attention that Ethiopia which mid last month launched new birr notes in 10, 20, 100 and… Read more: Ethiopia’s Plan for Old Birr Notes Bungled

The Higher Education Loans Board (HELB) has announced that it is willing to forgive any student loan issued in the… Read more: HELB to Forgive Student Loans for all Non-performing Degrees

As the third wave of Covid-19 spreads like bushfire in Kenya, various leaders are taking action to protect their people.… Read more: Mudavadi Contemplating Locking Down Western Kenya as Covid-19 Cases Soar

A local old man has expressed his frustrations with the Kenyan graduates after it emerged most of them have not… Read more: Man who Received Free Tuition, Food, Boom and Ready Job Wants Graduates to Pay HELB Loans Quickly

As the remote church turns one year old this month, so are the habits and new sins that have resulted… Read more: Man Celebrates One Year of Pretending to Send Offering via M-PESA

The Ministry of Health has urged for increased caution after it emerged that Kenya could be going through the 196th… Read more: MoH Warns of the 196th Wave of Malaria

The Kenya Medical Supplies Agency (KEMSA) has beefed up security on its premises after the number of pedestrian passersby increased… Read more: KEMSA Spends 29m on Security after Passersby Increase by 1856%

While just a few days ago Magufuli had admitted that he can actually die and does not fear death, his… Read more: A Few Conspiracy Theories to Help you Come to Terms with the Death of Magufuli

President John Pombe Magufuli, the benevolent dictator who has ruled Tanzania for the last six years, has finally decided to… Read more: Magufuli Bows (to Pressure from KoT)

Social Media virologists and communicable disease experts have finally converged to a conclusion that Covid-19 is less deadly if one… Read more: Covid-19 Less Deadly if You Do not Know that you have it

Education CS Prof George Magoha has cautioned parents against giving exam candidates any special foods during the exam period, warning… Read more: Magoha Warns Against Giving KCPE and KCSE Candidates Special Food

All elected leaders in Kenya will have to undergo a mandatory test to ascertain their suitability to hold public office.… Read more: MPs, Senators and MCAs to sit for a Mandatory Governance Exam

Kenyatta National Hospital is seeking funding from the exchequer to build a prison that will temporarily hold discharged patients who… Read more: Kenyatta National Hospital to Build a Prison to Detain Patients Who Don’t Pay Bills

Latest opinion poll show that Gideon Moi is the most popular presidential candidate in Kenya, and the best suited to… Read more: Opinion Poll Shows Gideon Moi Most Popular Presidential Candidate in Kenya

A Kenyan dowry negotiation startup – Nairobi Dowry – has raised $2.2 million in seed funding to continue its growth… Read more: Kenyan Dowry Negotiation Startup Secures $2.2m in Seed Funding

President John Pombe Magufuli of Tanzania started a healthcare bench-marking tour at Nairobi Hospital amid tight security and vocal media… Read more: Magufuli on a Secret Benchmarking Tour at Nairobi Hospital

Tanzania President John Pombe Magufuli has launched the Magufuli-95 mask – a special mask that will be used in Tanzania.… Read more: Magufuli Launches his Own Mask Brand

A silent pandemic that is robbing humanity of its productivity is the huge amount of time spent by introverts in… Read more: Introverts Spend 11.9 Days in The Toilet Every Year

Losing an election is painful, but there are things that are generally worse than pain. This includes getting only one… Read more: Inside the Mind of KANU Candidate who Garnered 1 Vote in the London Ward Byelection

Acting Health Director General Patrick Amoth became the first Kenya to receive the Covid-19 vaccine in a camera field ceremony.… Read more: Patrick Amoth Develops Unusual Interest in Reggae Music after the Vaccine Jab

The hustler-dynasty narrative has taken a new twist with elite politicians expressing discomfort with use of those terms. Initially, some… Read more: Politician Who Went to Alliance wants Hustler vs Dynasty Changed to Contrarian vs Establishment

The promising career of a young man has come to an abrupt end after he made a job application to… Read more: Despair after Man Applies for Jobs with all The Registered Companies in Kenya

Kenya Power has sought a monopoly for charging all electric vehicles in Kenya, setting the stage for tears and pain… Read more: Kenya Power Seeks Monopoly of Electric Vehicle Charging in Kenya

President Uhuru Kenyatta has made a bold move to give every Kenyan aged 18 years and above KShs 2 million… Read more: Uhuru Promises Every Kenyan 2 Million Shillings if BBI Passes

Even before the much awaited Covid-19 Vaccine could land in Kenya, Kenya had already happened to the vaccine. The more… Read more: Covid-19 Vaccine Stolen in Advance Before landing at JKIA

The magic of a local pain killer popularly known as Mara Moja was brought to light when a local doctor… Read more: Secrets of Mara Moja Tablets Revealed

Transport CS James Macharia has defended the appointment of three Kikuyus into the Board of Nairobi Metropolitan Area Transport Authority.… Read more: Macharia Defends the Appointment of 3 Kikuyus into a NMS Body

The Nairobi Metropolitan Services has sounded alarm over the huge number of Non-Governmental Organizations that are dealing with street families… Read more: 22,413 NGOs in Nairobi Supporting 19,768 Street Families

The Firirinda Challenge has already claimed its first casualty in Kenya after a 36-year-old breadwinner and father of four lost… Read more: Man Fired for Dancing to Firirinda at Sugoi Farm

Google has been declared the leading cause of global warming and this has nothing to do with their power intensive… Read more: Chrome Browser named Leading Cause of Global Warming

Tanzania President John Pombe Magufuli has warned that Covid-19 is only deadly when you know that you have it, and… Read more: Magufuli Warns that Covid-19 is only Deadly if you Know that you Have it

The PostaMate Media Board of Directors has appointed Elsa Majimbo as an independent non-executive director with effect from March 1,… Read more: Elsa Majimbo joins PostaMate Board as a Non-Executive Director

A forty year old man is getting concerned that he may waste all his prime years living a suppressed life… Read more: 40-Year-Old Son Getting Impatient Waiting to Inherit the Family House

A newly employed man has had to face his worst fears when they realized that life in employment is not… Read more: New Employee Realizes that Life was Easier when they Didn’t have a Job

The spate of unrest and school fires that have recently been experienced in Kenya have left the education stakeholders confused.… Read more: Safaricom Found to be Fueling School Unrests

Economist and Tangatanga influencer David Ndii had his best political life yesterday after gaining 17,000 new followers on Twitter in… Read more: David Ndii Gains 17k New Followers on Twitter after Insulting Luos

The Supreme Court of the United States of America has moved to legalize polygamy after years of a blanket ban… Read more: United States Finally Legalizes Polygamy

Stealing from any person of Indian descent may not be a crime, according to some well-known traditions of Kenya. This… Read more: Stealing from a Muhindi Not Necessarily a Crime in Nairobi

With an oversupply of residential buildings in Nairobi, landlords have been forced to get more creative in order to attract… Read more: Syokimau Landlord Installs a Natural Carwash to Attract Tenants

Safaricom has announced that their revered Home Fibre Internet has fallen to below 2MB and users will need to browse… Read more: Safaricom’s Home Fibre Internet Falls to Below 2MB

When life hands you a lemon, you make a lemonade out of it. In times of corona, you make a… Read more: Amazing Story of Kenya Mpya Driver who Went Ahead to Become a Pilot in Qatar

Valentines is back, much to the detriment of most people in the world. This is in consideration that 86% of… Read more: Men Who Say ‘Everyday is Valentines’ likely to Do Nothing on Valentines Day

A storm has been brewing between celebrated Economist David Ndii and masculinity coach Amerix over the role and presence of… Read more: David Ndii and Amerix to Settle their Differences the Old Way

Kazi Mtaani is one of the projects by the government which seemed to give youths -irregardless of their education qualifications-… Read more: Government Halts Kazi Mtaani, advises youth to resume their Job seeking Jobs

Ravi Zacharias, the famous Christian apologist who passed on in 2020 has found himself in the middle of a celestial… Read more: Ravi Zacharias Downgraded from First Class to Economy Heaven after Sexual Misconduct Exposé

Students of a local secondary school in Kenya arrested their headteacher and stopped a suspected case of arson at the… Read more: Students Arrest Headteacher over Attempt to Burn School

Valentine comes with joy and happiness to young lovers, with men trying as much as possible to please their better… Read more: Lorry Ferrying Premium Tears Spotted in Nairobi

Comrades have been asking, and we are obliged to answer. At a time when existing loans are being turned into… Read more: How to Convert your HELB Loan into a Grant

The Central Bank of Kenya has announced an ambitious plan to switch to Bitcoin as a blanket move to solve… Read more: Central Bank of Kenya Announces Switch to Bitcoin

Embattled former Nairobi Governor Mike Sonko has confirmed that the Death Certificate that has been circulating on Social Media is… Read more: Mike Sonko Confirms that His Death Certificate is Genuine

Former First Lady Mama Ngina Kenyatta today received an award to mark her lifelong effort in wildlife conservation work in Africa.… Read more: Mama Ngina Kenyatta Lauded for her Wildlife Conservation Work

Faced with unending water shortage, Garissa County has resolved to get to the root of the problem and cut off… Read more: Garissa County Acquires 2m Tons of Hydrogen and 1m Ton of Oxygen to Manufacture Their own Water

Witches in South Africa have added their voice to the Covid-19 vaccine debate; they want to be prioritized during the… Read more: Why are Witches in South Africa Demanding for Priority Covid-19 Vaccination?

Your YouTube experience is just about to get better after YouTube announced that they will soon start showing videos between… Read more: YouTube Could soon Start Showing Videos Between Ads

The African Union has issued threats and warnings to the European Union and other global partners for delaying grants to… Read more: African Union Warns EU against Delaying Donations to African Countries

A leading private school in Kenya is leaving nothing to chance when it comes to the performance of its students.… Read more: Private School Hiring a Grade Influencer

Latest polls show that the former UNCTAD Secretary General Dr Mukhisa Kituyi is the leading presidential candidate for Kenya’s 2022… Read more: Opinion Polls Show Mukhisa Kituyi Most Popular Candidate on Social Media