You’ve probably read about Faith Mumo, the student who topped 2020 KCPE and was all over the news. At worst, you read the story of parent who sued school after child scored 96 marks in 2020 KCPE. This is what makes news, so we took time to find the student who came last and give […]
Month: April 2021
KEMSA Board Thanks Uhuru for the Opportunity to Eat
The outgoing KEMSA Board has expressed a heartfelt thanksgiving to president Uhuru Kenyatta for the time he gave them a chance to eat at KEMSA. Speaking shortly after the ousting, KEMSA Board chair Kembi Gitura said that they were happy for the opportunity that Uhuru had granted them to eat, and now they move on […]
Kenya Power Asks Kenyans to have Realistic Power Supply Expectations
Kenya Power is calling on Kenyans to set realistic expectations on power availability, arguing that a few entitled Kenyans are out to tarnish the good name of the corporation which is doing just fine. Speaking during a conference on Smart Grids and Energy Systems, Kenya Power CEO said that the utility offers reasonably good services, […]
IMF Petitions Britain to Recall its Failed Former Colony, Kenya
The International Monetary Fund wants Britain to take charge of its former colony of Kenya, noting that the independent country is neither governable nor viable. In a letter to Queen Elizabeth through Donal McCabe, the head of Royal Communications and Communications Secretary to the Queen, IMF said that Kenya has shown all the full signs […]
Ghost Sub-County in Turkana County has been Receiving Government Funds for 7 years
The Auditor General has unearthed a ghost sub-county in Turkana county that has been receiving government funding and staff for 7 years, but does not exist in any map. The Sajiro sub-county, complete with ghost national government administrative officers, public offices maintained by the exchequer, county government officials and public utilities has existed since the […]
“Hiring out Guns and Uniforms to Criminals is like any other Side Hustle” – Kenya Police
The Kenya Police Service is once again trending after reports showed that Police Officers were hiring out guns and uniforms to criminals. Kenyans were shocked to learn that the people who arrest them, purporting to be police officers, are actually criminals who hire guns and inform from the police. The criminals get the tools to […]
6 White Rhinos in Nairobi National Park Killed for Defying Curfew
Six rhinos were yesterday shot dead at the Nairobi National Park after they were found roaming in the park outside the curfew hours. A report by the KWS spokesperson said that the six rhinos had defied curfew hours, putting them in danger from poachers and other undisclosed dangers. This left them dangerously exposed and resulted […]
Parent Sues International School after Child Scores 96 Marks in KCPE
A Kenyan parent has moved to court after his son scored 96 marks in the just announced KCPE results, although the son was in an international school. The irate parent had spent a fortune educating his son in one of the leading schools in Kenya, in the hope that he would score ‘good’ marks and […]
JSC Commissioners Focusing on Per Diems Since CJ Interviews Won’t Matter
As the interviews for the next Chief Justice continue, the JSC commissioners tasked with identifying the best candidates have expressed their satisfaction with their allowances since it is the only thing that matters. Although it is a well known secret that the next Chief Justice will be determined by forces bigger than a JSC interview […]
Embarambamba to Perform at Prince Philip’s Funeral
Famed Kisii acrobat musician Christopher Mosioma better known as Embarambamba is set to perform in the burial of Prince Philip later this week. The man who has proved that being unique is what matters received the invitation by the queen to perform at St George’s Chapel, in the grounds of Windsor Castle. This will be […]