The famous 2NK SACCO has lashed out at the Government of Kenya over laxity in the Covi-19 vaccine rollout. Arguing that even a garden slug would have performed better than GoK, the SACCO chair said that the government was causing Kenyans unnecessary pain, and it should have left the vaccination work to experienced hands such […]
Month: March 2021
Kenya Petitions WHO for a Local Covid-19 Variant
A section of Kenyan political class has petitioned the WHO to quickly find a unique Kenyan covid-19 variant. Noting that Kenya was punching below its weight in the pandemic, leaders asked WHO to act with speed and find the Kenyan variant. They said that Kenya had proved its position as a regional leader and thus […]
Dr. Ezekiel Mutua Purchases New Moral Fabric for Kenya
Kenya’s Chief Moral Cop and presiding Deputy Jesus Ezekiel Mutua has once again moved with speed to stop the moral decay in Kenya that has been stinking to high heaven. Dr. Ezekiel has purchased a new Kenyan moral fabric after the old fabric wore out, marking a new era for the morally challenged country. Speaking […]
Safaricom 5G now Available on Safaricom Home Fibre
After colorful launch of 5G network in Nairobi and Western Kenya last week, Safaricom has moved a step further to make their 5G network available to all their Safaricom Home Fibre users countrywide. Making the announcement, Safaricom CEO Peter Ndegwa announced that they were responding to the cries of their fixed internet users who had […]
Disquiet in CITAM as Calisto Repeatedly ends Sermon with only One Conclusion
A storm is brewing at Christ is the Answer Ministries after an increasing number of members expressed disapproval on the way the Presiding Bishop Calisto Odede has been concluding his sermons. It is reported that the new Bishop has broken from the long held Christian tradition of having seven conclusions in a sermon. Instead, Calisto […]
Kenya to Send 2000 Youths to Help Free Ever Given from the Suez Canal
Kenya has a workable solution to the Suez Canal crisis. According to a government officer, Kenya youths can be mobilized to help rescue the ship which has been stuck in the canal for five days now. “We are ready to send 2000 of very able youths to the canal to offload the cargo ship that […]
Police Break into Dance as Cessation of Movement Jackpot Opens
Kenya Police officers in the five counties of Nairobi, Nakuru, Machakos, Kiambu and Kajiado counties broke into song and dance after Uhuru increased their salaries and allowances through the cessation of movement order. The men tasked with maintaining law and order will from tomorrow start collecting additional allowances once they start enforcing the cessation of […]
Jamaican Covid-19 Vaccine Causes a Stir
A promising new Covi-19 vaccine from Jamaica is causing excitement all over the world and rekindled hope that Covid-19 could end soon. If you have been contemplating getting vaccinated, your choices have been limited to either the UK vaccine, US vaccine, Chinese vaccine or the Russian vaccine. Jamaica has come to change that narrative. The […]
Ethiopia’s Plan for Old Birr Notes Bungled
It came to public attention that Ethiopia which mid last month launched new birr notes in 10, 20, 100 and 200 denominations had a sly trick up its sleeve with the old birr notes. It was revealed yesterday that Ethiopia had been planning to pay off their foreign debt with their old notes. “I would […]
HELB to Forgive Student Loans for all Non-performing Degrees
The Higher Education Loans Board (HELB) has announced that it is willing to forgive any student loan issued in the past if one can prove that the loan never helped them. This is the first time that HELB is taking a conciliative tone to the war on loan defaulters. HELB noted that there is no […]