Deputy President William Ruto and ODM leader Raila Odinga have condemned two MPs who exchanged blows during a funeral in Kisii County on Monday. In pictures and videos widely shared online, the two leaders – South Mugirango MP Silvanus Osoro and his Dagoretti North counterpart Simba Arati – are seen fighting on the dais as […]
Month: February 2021
Ben Githae to be Extradited to ICC for his Song Tano Tena
Kikuyu musician and former Jubilee Campaigner Ben Githae has fallen from grace to grass with the kikuyus after using witchcraft to lure them into five years of slavery and misery. The popular musician whose hit song ‘tano tena’ became the anthem of Central Kenya during the 2017 elections campaign is now facing the consequences of […]
William Ruto Launches ‘Office of the Future President’
Kenya’s Deputy President who is also aspiring to become the president in 2022 has opened the Office of the Future President in preparation for taking over the presidency next year. Speaking to his advisors, Dr William Ruto said that he took the necessary step to ensure that he was one step closer to becoming Kenya’s […]
Hopes that Moi Will Resurrect Dwindle One Year After Death
A year after the former president of Kenya Daniel Toroitich arap Moi passed on, hopes that he will one day resurrect and establish an everlasting dynasty in Kenya have nearly diminished. Immediately after death, it was expected that Moi would rise again after three days. Days became weeks, weeks became months and the months are […]
EU Terms the Myanmar Coup ‘Free and Fair’
The Head of the European Union (EU) Delegation in Myanmar has said they are impressed with the level of organization and peaceful conduct exhibited during the recent military coup that saw the de-facto leader Aung San Suu Kyi and President Win Myint detained by the military. “We saw an extremely well-organized coup exercise with soldiers […]
Psychiatrists Confirm that People Who Wish You a Happy New Month are Perfectly Okay
Psychiatrists have clarified that there is nothing wrong with wishing people a Happy New Month, contrary to the narrative peddled around by some woke netizens. “Some people think that wishing people a happy new month is taking unserious matters too far, but we can confirm that this is perfectly OK. When they say happy new […]
Minute Maid Sued for Lasting for Less than a Minute
All minutes are not created equal. We know they vary depending on what exactly one is doing, and whether they are enjoying it. That is why January is long and December is short, despite having equal number of days. A minute at the dentist lasts for 14 days while a minute on a Friday evening […]