The age of owning physical assets died with the birth of Mark Zuckerberg, and only dynasties have tangible assets. Today’s young person has nothing to show at the age of 30, not because they are poor, but because they have different kinds of assets; social media followers. The number of followers you have on Twitter, […]
Month: January 2021
Isaac Mwaura in Good Condition after Assassination Attempt
Celebrated Kiambu politician Isaac Mwaura spent the better part of Saturday morning recovering from an assassination attempt that nearly cut short his both political and earth career. It was a moment of reflection and stock taking as the nominated Senator realized that life can be short, when his dreams for a better Kiambu county were […]
IEBC Releases the Schedule for Rotational Presidency
The Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission has released the schedule of rotational presidency that will be used in Kenya from August 2022. Responding to ‘public’ demand for a better system of sharing the national cake, the Commission said that it was going to organize a form of rotational presidency that will see each community enjoy […]
Ministry of Education Warns that Children of the Poor are Very Hard to Manage
The Government of Kenya, through the Ministry of Education, is concerned that the increased number of children born into poverty have become unmanageable, with no foreseeable solution at hand. Following a spate of school fires that have become the staple food for school administrations in Kenya, the government now thinks that the underlying problem is […]
Only 3 People in Nairobi Sell Real Honey
Only three people in Nairobi sell pure unadulterated honey, according to a report released last week by the main stakeholders in the industry. A shock to many Kenyans who have been buying pure honey from work mates, supermarkets, side hustlers and even street vendors, it was noted that almost all the honey sold in Nairobi […]
Garissa County Assembly Fire Caused by Unwanted Evidence
The fire accident that consumed Garissa County Assembly chambers and several offices this morning was caused by unwanted evidence, according to Kenya Red Cross. The morning inferno that started at 8:15 am quickly spread to any part of the Assembly that held documents that were not needed, focusing majorly on the ones that had previously […]
Angry Bull Rescues Owner from Kakamega Police Station after a 3 Hour Siege
There was some unusual drama at Mumias Police station when an angry bull forced its way into the police station and rescued the owner who was being held there for flouting Covid-19 rules. Trouble started when people gathered for a bull fighting session with no regard for social distancing or wearing masks. The Wednesday morning […]
Wife Follows Husband to Work just to Keep Connected to the Mobile Hotspot
There was a crisis at a local office after a spouse of one of the staff showed up at work and made herself comfortable in one of the unoccupied desks occasioned by Covid-19 related retrenchments. The wife to the junior manager had followed the husband to work just to keep connected to the husband’s mobile […]
Jane Mugo Secretly Lands in Wuhan to Resolve the Mystery of Covid-19 Origin
Under the request of World Health Organization, the James Bond of Kenya Jane Mugo is in the Wuhan city of China to help the organization unravel the origin of the SARS-CoV-2 virus which remains a mystery more than an year after the outbreak in China. Speaking after stealthily landing in China, the detective reported that […]
IEBC to Determine who is a ‘Hustler’ and who is A ‘Dynasty’
IEBC is set to issue guidelines and regulations to be used to give direction on the individual classification that will be used to classify who are hustlers and who are dynasties. This is after a public outcry on the massive proliferation of fake hustlers who are now joining and popularizing the populist agenda ahead of […]