It is always bad news to receive negative feedback from the HR office, especially when your life depended on the job that you had applied. However, this is better than the 99.982% of the cases where the HR simply ghosts you and you are not even sure whether they concluded the interviews. This is the […]
Month: October 2020
Magoha: Kenyan Parents almost as Inconsistent as Me
The Ministry of Education has accused parents of only demanding everything that is the opposite of the Ministry’s policies. Speaking after announcing the reopening of schools, education CS George Magoha said that parents who had been complaining about the closure of schools are now complaining that he is reopening schools. “When we closed schools, parents […]
Prostitutes Protest the Philosophical Promiscuity by Politicians in Kenya
A grassroot body made of commercial sex workers in Nairobi is raising concerns that the current political class in Kenya has taken promiscuity to a whole new low. Citing the flip flop nature of politicians and the willingness to fight for almost anything including nothing, the body said that politicians were beating them in their […]
Manchester United to Replace Harry Maguire with a Teddy Bear
Manchester United has moved with speed to strengthen their defense by replacing Harry Maguire with a second hand teddy bear whose main quality is the ability to make the ball bounce off its fluffy body. Following the United’s 6-1 defeat to Tottenham yesterday, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has said that a teddy bear was a more […]
East Africans Tired of Winning all Marathons
People from the Eastern Africa region have expressed frustrations on having to win almost all marathons in the world, making it no longer interesting because the world offers little competition. Speaking after the London marathon where Eastern Africa athletes had to slow down to keep up with the world, marathoners lamented that it is no […]
Eliud Kipchoge Graciously allows other Human Beings to Win a Marathon
Kenyan marathoner Eliud Kipchoge was overcome with humility and had to drop out of the winning pack to let other people taste the feeling of winning marathons. In the greatest show of humility by the first man to run a marathon under 2 hours in the world, Eliud Kipchoge intentionally slowed down to let the […]
Democrats Test Negative for Sympathy
The senior most resident of the White House – a morbidly obese 74-year-old white male – tested positive for Covid-19 and you would expect the world to show utmost sympathy. Well, it would be a little too ambitious to expect the whole world to show sympathy because nothing good for Donald Trump can come from […]
Secret Service Switches off WiFi at the White House
The Secret Service has moved in with speed to switch off WiFi at the White House as a precautionary measure against the spread of Covid-19. The decision to switch off the WiFi was not meant to get the Commander in Chief off Twitter for a while, as many assumed, but it was actually a precautionary […]
Kenyan Anthem to change tune from Pokomo Lullaby to a Gengetone inspired Rhythm
The National Anthem of Kenya is set to change tune from the current Pokomo lullaby inspired version to a more progressive gengetone inspired rhythm. In a change that has even been approved by the moral cop Ezekiel Mutua, the new tone is supposed to help Kenyans love the song and sing it with passion, noting […]
Britain Considering Recolonization of Nigeria after 60 Years of Failed Independence
Nigeria could be handed back to its colonial masters – the British – after 60 years of independence failed to produce anything more than jollof and a unhealthy obsession with North America. In what would be the first case of a country losing independence because they were better off without it, Britain is considering resuming […]