Kenyan First Lady Margaret Kenyatta has launched an initiative to end polygamy in Kenya, arguing that it is becoming a national vice that could affect every single Kenyan. Speaking during the launch of the campaign where she brought together stakeholders to discuss this national vice, the First lady said that Kenya would end up a […]
Month: October 2020
Rational Man Misses Good Old Days when Masks and Social Distancing Could Prevent Covid-19
As more countries start to enforce lockdowns following a second wave of Covid-19, a rational man misses the beginning of the outbreak when masks and social distancing could prevent Covid-19. In an interview with PostaMate, the man who delights in following proven scientific methods and has advocated for their use all through is now saddened […]
Boost to the Kenyan Economy as Wildlife Embrace Tourism
The Kenyan economy has received a major boost after wildlife embraced tourism, something that had been reserved for human beings. Terming it as the First Tourism Revolution, Tourism CS Najib Balala said that the economy was set to benefit if all the wild animals would leave their parks and take a tour around the human […]
Government Pleads with Dennis Okari to end the Second Wave of Covid-19
Covid-19 has struck back with a lethal strategy in Kenya – sparing no one and showing no mercy. Just as we had warned you, the virus chose to wait until we are all tired of social distancing and keeping clean. It waited for our politicians to get tired of acting concerned, and also for Kenyans […]
JKUAT Students Threaten to Continue Hacking Everyone if Unemployment is not Addressed by the BBI
JKUAT students are back in the limelight after they ‘alerted’ NBCA that its system might need some improvement. The students who were accused of hacking NCBA said that they did not steal the 25 million shillings as claimed, but it was just a ‘small invoice’ for the work of helping the bank identify the flaw […]
Legal Profession Voted the Most Arrogant Discipline for the 78th Year in a Row
The legal profession has once again scooped the top prize for the most arrogant profession for the 78th year running, beating even policemen and witches. In the annual awards for the most arrogant professionals, lawyers and their kind took all the possible awards, beating the politicians who came a distant second. To put things into […]
Government: You can’t Contract Covid-19 at a BBI Rally
Kenyans are now free to attend BBI rallies in huge numbers after the government confirmed that one cannot contract Covid-19 in such meetings. Announcing this new discovery during the launch of the BBI at Bomas of Kenya, the Ministry of Health said that masks and social distancing will no longer be necessary in the BBI […]
MCAs not Aware that 113% of them will not be Reelected in 2022
Members of County Assemblies are living their best lives now. Despite being labelled as rats that eat not just for the sake of their stomach but because they were born to eat, they continue to walk around with the confidence of a cat in a mouse kingdom. But this confidence seems to be built on […]
Stop Imagining that Uhuru Kenyatta will be the Prime Minister from 2022 to 2032
Kenyans love to imagine things and this is not a good thing. With the launch of the BBI report, speculation is rife that Uhuru Kenyatta has just secured himself a job as the next Prime Minister of this great country. From the document which we have not read, the President will have the powers to […]
Buhari: Solution to Police Brutality is more Police Brutality
As young Nigerians continue to protest against police brutality, the government thinks that the solution to protests against police brutality is more police brutality. In what turns out to be the most efficient way of dealing with protesters, the Nigerian government has realized that killing all protesters would lead to the immediate end of protests […]