A study by the University of Michigan has recently revealed what many Kenyans always knew; Kenyan graduates are five times smarter than American graduates. In what could be a case of Wakanda striking again, Kenyan graduates beat their American colleagues in all possible disciplines from engineering to anthropology, as well as in all sports including […]
Month: September 2020
114 Year Old Granny Says Secret to Living Long is not Begging for Retweets from Internet Strangers
The oldest living person in Kenya today has finally revealed the secret to longevity. Luckily, it is something within reach for the majority of people in the world. Ms Kanana Kagwiria who hails from Meru County was forced to come out of retirement for the 85th time and address a serious matter that is threatening […]
Ministry of Defence explains Why they had to take over Kenya Meat Commission
The Ministry of Defence has defended their takeover of Kenya Meat Commission, saying that the move was in line with their long term war strategies. Nobody saw the takeover coming, and their move to defend the takeover could simply be informed by the fact that they are a defense ministry and will defend anything that […]
BBI Proposes Capital Punishment for Insulting Senior Mothers
The Building Bridges Initiative has proposed a death sentence for anyone who insults mothers of senior people in Kenya, saying that the move was long overdue. Speaking to reporters during the weekly media briefing, BBI chief architect Raila Odinga said that mothers hold a very special position in the society and any attempt to insult […]
Controversial Blogger Served a Cold Cup of Tea After Paying for Meals With Exposures
2020 has been hell on Earth for Mr. Tea Himuselefu Edgar Obare. After spending several nights in a police cell barely months ago, Mr. Tea caught himself in hot murky tea in a popular restaurant ArtCaffe Capital Center along Mombasa Road. Sunday afternoon, Mr. Edgar Obare casually walked into Artcaffe Capital Center and ordered for […]
Governor Sonko Blames Cloud Computing for the Poor Weather in Nairobi
Nairobi City Governor Mike Sonko has threatened to take stern action against people offering Cloud computing services in Nairobi, blaming them for the bad weather that is being experienced in Nairobi at the moment. Speaking at a local jewelry shop where he spent the day trying out a few blings and studs, Sonko said that […]
Putin Offers to Mediate the Standoff Between Uhuru and Ruto over a Cup of Tea
Vladimir Putin, one of the most influential man on the planet and the President of Russia, has offered to help mediate the current bad blood between President Uhuru Kenyatta and his Deputy William Ruto. Speaking in Kremlin, Putin said that he was willing to invite the two leaders for a cup of tea and have […]
AU Warns that Coups are very Contagious
The African Union has advised governments to be very alert following the coup in Mali, saying that such occurrences are very contagious and you never know who will be next. Speaking to African leaders at the AU Secretariat, the AU Commissioner General warned African leaders to keep their ears on the ground because you never […]
Kipchumba Murkomen to Donate all his Salary to his own Pocket
Sometimes, wisdom lies in being in the opposition, and the evidence of this is in Kenyan politician Kipchumba Murkomen. The Elgeyo Marakwet Senator who until just the other day was a kamikaze jubilee apologist has suddenly found a lot of wisdom since he joined the opposition within the government. To be fair, he had always […]
Kenya Raises the Retirement Age to 94 Years
Kenyans has once again raised the official retirement age upwards to 94 years, setting the record for both the highest retirement age and youth unemployment in the world. In a statement that was issued by the Ministry of Labour, the government announced that the new development was to help streamline the already unofficial policy where […]